Funniest "Florida Man" story I've seen in quite a while...

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Florida Pastor Flees Naked From Home of Mistress After Her Husband Comes After Him with Gun

January 30, 2017 by Hemant Mehta 39 Comments

I know Christians believe God is always present in their homes, but I don’t think that extends to pastors being present in their bedrooms.

Maybe Reverend O. Jermaine Simmons, Sr. of Florida’s Jacob Chapel Baptist Church was just trying to send God’s love to one of his female parishioners when her husband caught the two of them in bed together.

It only happened because their son’s school tried calling his mom to pick him up. Since she was too busy having the seeds of Christ planted in her, the school called his dad, who picked up their son and went home.

http://click1.mail.patheos.com/t.do?id=242390:140592 DF2956C-D2F1-40D4-A777-98E450E58360

[Wounded Bear]

1. "Seeds of Christ"

[Baitball Blogger]

2. Sadly, this is not the funniest I've read.

Not even unique to Florida.