Trump Fires Attorney General after Copy of Constitution Is Found on Her Computer

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump fired the acting Attorney General, Sally Q. Yates, after learning that she had downloaded a copy of the United States Constitution to her computer, Trump told reporters on Monday night.

According to the Trump Administration’s code of ethics, established by Steve Bannon, a counselor to the President, “possessing, reading, or referring to the United States Constitution” is a violation that is punishable by termination.

Suspecting that Yates was in breach of that rule, Bannon seized Yates’s computer at the Justice Department and discovered that she had secretly downloaded a complete copy of the 1789 document.

“Sally Yates was hatching a covert plot to require my actions to be in accordance with the Constitution,” Trump said. “We caught her red-handed.”

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[MontanaMama]

1. I downloaded one too, just because I can.

Come and get me motherfucker.

http://constitutioncenter.org/media/files/constitution.pdf

[redstatebluegirl]

2. I have one in my purse, looks pretty ragged but it is the copy my Grandfather

gave me when I was 14.

[Gothmog]

3. I love good satire

[TrekLuver]

4. And look what the Constitution says in the very 1st sentence " insure domestic Tranquility"

IMPEACH HIM ON THOSE GROUNDS ALONE