White House Prepares for Staff Hiring Surge

[MineralMan]

Apparently, people don't know that the White House needs additional staff. Over three weeks into the new administration, the Trump administration finds itself without sufficient staff members to keep up with the unexpected demands and responsibilities. "Who knew?" asked Rinsed Penis, erstwhile Chief-of-Staff. Recruiting efforts have now begun in earnest, with a direct appeal to potential applicants.

[TrekLuver]

1. Oh goody! More leaks!

[Canoe52]

4. That was my first thought!!

[Cirque du So-What]

6. Almost verbatim

were my thoughts.

[Cracklin Charlie]

9. They need more plumbers!

[bravenak]

2. Can I get a job there?

I want to leak info too, damnit!

[MineralMan]

3. Do you breathe? Can you speak English, at least a little?

If so, the White House wants to talk to you about an important West Wing staff position. Please apply today, and be ready to go to work at once.

[bravenak]

5. I'm on it!

[MineralMan]

14. I'll watch for your leaks!

[Danascot]

10. Ability to

work a light switch highly preferred.

[Lindsay]

7. Job application,

courtesy of the New York Times:





https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/02/11/opinion/12opart.html?_r=0

[flygal]

12. What is preventing America from being great again? Meryl Streep!!

Thanks for posting this - I hadn't seen this and I feel like I'm on DU every waking minute!

[OnDoutside]

8. Queue up here

[flygal]

13. For my next impression - Jesse Owens!

[dalton99a]

11. Bring your KKK or Nazi membership card