Wed Feb 22, 2017, 02:09 AM

ProudLib72 (17,984 posts)

tRump is a cockroach

One of those big, nasty Madagascar hissing roaches. Except he doesn't have the sense God gave all the other cockroaches. No, when you turn on the lights, he stays in the middle of the room. All the other roaches run and hide. Not tRumproach. He raises up and hisses at you, hisses all sorts of incomprehensible garbage about how he's the greatest and no one can stomp on him.

Come on intelligence agencies, DROP THE SHOE!

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11 replies	Author	Time	Post
tRump is a cockroach (Original post)	ProudLib72	Feb 2017	OP
He's more like the ball of shit Dung Beetles push around.	Solly Mack	Feb 2017	#1
Oh yeah...	2naSalit	Feb 2017	#2
For my money...	Docreed2003	Feb 2017	#4
He's certainly as gross as that sounds.	Solly Mack	Feb 2017	#6
It's definitely nasty...	Docreed2003	Feb 2017	#7
Yeah, I like insects to and they are in no way as horrid as	Doreen	Feb 2017	#3
or......or	MFM008	Feb 2017	#5
Don't say that!	world wide wally	Feb 2017	#8
I thought of that for the analogy	ProudLib72	Feb 2017	#9
I was just being facetious :)	world wide wally	Feb 2017	#10
I know	ProudLib72	Feb 2017	#11

Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Wed Feb 22, 2017, 02:15 AM

Solly Mack (86,354 posts)

1. He's more like the ball of shit Dung Beetles push around.

I love bugs. I got no love for Trump.

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Response to Solly Mack (Reply #1)

Wed Feb 22, 2017, 02:21 AM

2naSalit (58,518 posts)

2. Oh yeah...

I was tryin to come up with something better and I just couldn't... I like the dung beetle comparison.

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Response to Solly Mack (Reply #1)

Wed Feb 22, 2017, 02:29 AM

Docreed2003 (13,983 posts)

4. For my money...

He's the hairy blob of bones and debris owls poop out that 9th grade science students dissect.

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Response to Docreed2003 (Reply #4)

Wed Feb 22, 2017, 02:33 AM

Solly Mack (86,354 posts)

6. He's certainly as gross as that sounds.

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Response to Solly Mack (Reply #6)

Wed Feb 22, 2017, 02:38 AM

Docreed2003 (13,983 posts)

7. It's definitely nasty...

But that experience cemented my love of science! That being said, he's still a hairy blob of owl excitement

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Wed Feb 22, 2017, 02:27 AM

Doreen (11,668 posts)

3. Yeah, I like insects to and they are in no way as horrid as

Dictator is. I wish we were allowed to use bug spray on him and keep the bugs.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Wed Feb 22, 2017, 02:29 AM

MFM008 (19,634 posts)

5. or......or

maggot.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Wed Feb 22, 2017, 03:03 AM

world wide wally (20,958 posts)

8. Don't say that!

Cockroaches are the most likely living thing to survive a nuclear war. One queen will hatch 25,000 eggs in 24 hours and then another 25,000 the next day! They are said to have been around since prehistoric times and when it comes to the survival of the fittest, they are ranked at the top!

But he does have physical similarities. Just hope that is all!

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Response to world wide wally (Reply #8)

Wed Feb 22, 2017, 01:30 PM

ProudLib72 (17,984 posts)