OK, I think this would be the perfect host for the Correspondent's dinner:

[JBoy]

[NanceGreggs]

1. I've caught this guy's act ...

... many times over the last eight years.

He's really good!

[Lotusflower70]

2. Haha nice

I was thinking about that too when I heard Captain Clueless wasn't going. I miss his humor, intelligence and compassion.

[Control-Z]

3. He's the first person I thought of

when I heard the maggot wasn't attending. Wouldn't that leave the most perfect burn mark?

Oh, please, please, please, President Obama?

[phylny]

10. Me too. n/t

[NBachers]

4. By the time the standing introductory ovation was finished, the night would be over.

[Cha]

8. lol

[zentrum]

5. Yes!

[trueblue2007]

6. I agree. President Obama should be the MC

[montana_hazeleyes]

7. Yes! Yes! A million times yes!

First person I thought of too. It would be awesome in so many ways!

[Rhiannon12866]

9. That would be awesome!

And I'll bet everyone would show up, too!

[brer cat]

11. He would bring the house down.

Wouldn't we love to see it!

[roamer65]

12. Still my President.