Spicer used to be the Easter Bunny at the WH..Ivanka will be hosting

[HipChick]

I can't see Orange Turd face handing out candy to kids

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[world wide wally]

1. I thought the drugs wore off a long time ago... Now I am starting to wonder again

Is this nightmare for real?

[Tanuki]

2. Why is Ivanka hosting? Are Trump and his wife estranged? There is something weird going on.

Melania's confinement in Trump Tower has a kind of Henry the 8th stench to it. Didn't he tend to lock his various wives up in the Tower of London before they were divorced or beheaded?

[pinboy3niner]

3. Melania and Donald are hosting the Governors Ball at the WH tonight

I suspect he just rings a bell when he needs her for something.

[HipChick]

8. pretty much...

[pinboy3niner]

4. Bunny Spice!

I love it!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Next press briefing:

Sean Spicer goes on a 20 minute diatribe as to why the Easter Bunny is, in fact, real.

[pinboy3niner]

7. The CNN reporter should dress up as Elmer Fudd with a sign, "Wabbit Season"

"Wascawy wabbit! I'm hunting wabbits here!"

[Vinca]

6. Dear Leader is incapable of doing anything that puts attention on someone other than himself.

He can't hand out Easter candy to little kids because the little kids would be the center of attention. He also seems incapable of doing anything that would seem kind. He's a vile character by any measure and if there is any justice in this world he'll be frog marched out of the White House in an orange jumpsuit.

[Thor_MN]

9. Trumplethinskin doesn't hand out anything - there is a price for everything, including his presence.