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Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)
Thu Mar 2, 2017, 05:07 PM Mar 2017

Trump and Pinocchio

Trump and Pinocchio


When Donald was just a little boy his father read Pinocchio to him. This story stuck with him to this very day. Donald was born with small parts if you know what I mean. He figured if it worked for Pinocchio it might and should work for other parts.

This is why The Donald lies so much. He started lying and he found that the only things that grew were his racism and his bigotry. We know that once Donald gets something in his head he never lets go. So he just spent his life lying about everything hoping he could get his hands and man parts to grow. Never worked to this day.

As his lying grew, his racism, bigotry, his EGO grew along with his bank account. His hair grew. As we get to the moral of this Trump story we find if you lie some things grow and others either stay the same or decrease in size. The final moral: When you lie so much you lose your morals and sanity. Your man parts will not grow, as Trump would have seen for himself if he could have seen past his fat belly, that was a true fact.

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