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Mon Mar 13, 2017, 01:45 PM

"Microwave ovens"



I can't wait to try that one on the next Trump voter I come across.

FDT.

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Reply "Microwave ovens" (Original post)
MrScorpio Mar 2017 OP
BainsBane Mar 2017 #1
Maru Kitteh Mar 2017 #11
eleny Mar 2017 #2
HoosierDebbie Mar 2017 #3
gopiscrap Mar 2017 #4
GeorgeGist Mar 2017 #5
gopiscrap Mar 2017 #6
mercuryblues Mar 2017 #7
MountCleaners Mar 2017 #8
0rganism Mar 2017 #9
Doreen Mar 2017 #10

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 01:48 PM

1. Think of all the paranoid schizophrenics around the country

Saying "I knew it!"

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Response to BainsBane (Reply #1)

Tue Mar 14, 2017, 02:04 AM

11. I worked in a lockdown psych unit, years ago. We used those blood pressure machines you wheel

around, like they have in other hospitals.

The brand name of the machines in large letters on the front? . . . . . .. MINDRAY.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 01:56 PM

2. not his phone with the camera built in

but the microwave.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 02:00 PM

3. My question is

Is the microwave camera focused on what is being cooked or who is cooking it? Could be a useful tool for figuring out who ate the last of those leftovers you were counting on.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 02:02 PM

4. what is that about

I haven't watched much news this weekend

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Response to gopiscrap (Reply #4)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 04:48 PM

5. This

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Response to GeorgeGist (Reply #5)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 04:50 PM

6. she is such a fucking idiot

every time she opens her mouth she says something totally stupid

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 05:01 PM

7. I reheated a

pita wrap for lunch today. I forgot to take the lettuce off. It wilted into a pile of goo. Thanks Obama.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 05:06 PM

8. In the Russia of his mind


Sounds like something out of James Bond.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Mar 13, 2017, 05:11 PM

9. "did you salute your microwave oven this morning?"

"wouldn't want The Watchers to get the idea you were unpatriotic, would we?"

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Mar 14, 2017, 01:50 AM

10. Wait a minute!!!

I think she is on to something!!! You see, since the day after dictators inauguration I could have sworn I heard Obama talking to me when I run my microwave!! Ya think she may be onto something now?

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