Mike Pence's Presidential Website Revealed by Web Developer

[snooper2]

http://www.officialmikepence.com/

[samnsara]

1. hes got no chance in hell............

[snooper2]

3. Don't be so sure, you see the ads on his official site?

[dmr]

14. I tweeted the link to Trump

Thought his paranoia would like to know whatsup.

[L. Coyote]

2. Funny or Die is the best.

[snooper2]

4. I hope Mike Pence keeps his website updated!

Dear Mother,
For many years I’ve slept in my comfortable pajamas--they zip from head to toe and are made of the softest red flannel. They were lovingly made for me on my nineteenth birthday by my dearly departed grandmother. Unfortunately, I’ve been suffering from some nightmare-induced cold sweats which have disintegrated the delicate fabric. I know my mother (wife) loves snuggling up to me when I’m wearing these P.J.s. I have to say I’ll miss our nights of hot chocolate and bible verse recitations in bed. Mother may I...buy a new pair of pajamas?
Sincerely,
M.P. in D.C.


Dear M.P.,
Well, you are a VERY lucky young man to have such a wonderful grandmother who made you a snuggly sleepsuit! And your wife is a VERY lucky young woman to have a flannel-swathed mate. Unfortunately, holes in pajamas can result in unintended glimpses of the human body, which lead to naughty nighttime behavior. For your wife’s sake and your own, find a new more modest solution to your sleepwear situation--ideally one cut from thick fabric and sewed tightly at the seams.
Love,
Mother


http://www.officialmikepence.com/mother-may-i/

[lunasun]

5. I recognized Park so I knew it would be something crazy

[padah513]

6. Wedge driver

Could use this to drive a wedge between them. We all know how tempermental Trump is and he's extremely paranoid.

[dlk]

7. This Was the GOP Plan All Along

Pence couldn't get re-elected in the very red state of Indiana, so the GOP is using their best stealth tactics to pave the way for Pence in the White House. We should all be concerned. If the Trump presidency is illegitimate, that would include Pence.

[Freddie]

8. The site is hilarious

Does Pence hate tiny dogs?

[nocalflea]

11. Definitely the one's that hump his leg.

[MainSt99]

9. Vid made my morning ... Thanks.

[Freddie]

10. Another one

Dear Mother,
For many years, I worked with a man who had a troubling relationship with his wife. He treated her like an object, bragged about how long he knew her, and it seemed like she was genuinely afraid of him. I stood by this man because he helped my career and now sometimes I can’t finish my mashed potatoes because I feel bad. Mother may I...forgive myself?
Sincerely,
Indy Mikey
Dear Indy Mikey,
I beg you to remember: God invented wives to glorify their husbands! They are beautiful baby-houses sent to this earth to bring forth a new generation of heavenly victors (male) and breeders (female). If this man treated his wife like an object it was surely because he understood that was the best use for her, and we cannot question our Lord who vested him with that wisdom. Rest easy. You WILL go to heaven and you MAY forgive yourself.
Love,
Mother

[Equinox Moon]

12. "COMING SOON: Russian Translation"

At the bottom of the website:
COMING SOON: Russian Translation

[Norbert9]

13. Below that is your new VP choice. Christ. Jesus is gonna be psyched.

[FakeNoose]

15. Can't wait to see where this is going