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Tue Apr 11, 2017, 08:45 PM Apr 2017

Pentagon awards contract to united airlines to forcibly remove assad.

WASHINGTON — The Pentagon announced Tuesday it had awarded a sole-source contract to United Airlines for work related to the forcible removal of President Bashar al-Assad from Syria.

The contract, worth $2.1 billion, tasks the airline company with locating Assad, grabbing him from his seat in the presidential palace, and “dragging him out of Damascus by his arms.” The contract also notes that Assad should be “asked several times, politely” to give up his seat of power, though if he refuses, United workers should bloody his nose up a bit, according to the posting at FedBizOpps.

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Pentagon awards contract to united airlines to forcibly remove assad. (Original Post) Baitball Blogger Apr 2017 OP
LOL! I thought this would be Borowitz. spooky3 Apr 2017 #1
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