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Dipshit donnie's decision tree
Can I go to Mar a lago and golf doing it.
Yes - call up airforce 1
No - send to jared
Can the brand publicity improve
Yes - send to Ivanka
No - send to jared
Does it require a little bit of thought
Yes - Maybe if I can go to Mar a lago
No - toss the paper out in the hall way someone may pick them up
Does it mean a photo op
Yes - Call in the press
No - send to pence
