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http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a54605/trump-aircraft-carrier-north-korea/Who Among Us Has Not Misplaced an Aircraft Carrier?
The newest scene in our national tragicomedy.
By Charles P. Pierce
Apr 18, 2017
OK, somebody needs to explain how these things happen. From the NYT:
Let us catch our breath for a minute and take stock.
These people misplaced an entire carrier attack group and then tried to bluff their way past it in a way guaranteed to make a crazy guy with a bad haircut and a huge army nervous.
Thank god my running mate advised us not to get too crazy about this.
This episode does not seem to be a lie as much as it seems to be a further demonstration of the clusterfckish management style there at Camp Runamuck. At this point, my faith in what the administration says is such that I believe that, when the missiles flew into Syria, the president* and Xi actually were splitting a Twinkie and a bottle of YooHoo.
A beautiful Twinkie.
And the best bottle of YooHoo you ever saw.
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)I mean it's funny but also not funny.
ProfessorGAC
(65,042 posts)What? You don't believe me? I'll bet you don't believe orange also
SticksnStones
(2,108 posts)I weep for us all ~
JHan
(10,173 posts)Achilleaze
(15,543 posts)grantcart
(53,061 posts)Solly Mack
(90,767 posts)MindPilot
(12,693 posts)But then i work for a defense contractor where we build the things so it's not unusual for one to go missing.
As it turns out, it had just fallen behind my desk.
MindPilot
(12,693 posts)at about 2:25
yuiyoshida
(41,831 posts)and thought their Japanese Prisoner, was pretty cool... but actually his name is Soon-Tek Oh, and he is a Korean actor. It figures they couldn't find a Japanese actor to play that part. But hey, he's Korean, close enough... (Crazy).
MindPilot
(12,693 posts)Intersting bit of trivia about the Korean actor.
DefenseLawyer
(11,101 posts)fountainofyouth
(409 posts)I sure hope at least one person with the last name Trump has seen this movie.
GP6971
(31,158 posts)it's beneath their view of the "real" world.
paleotn
(17,913 posts)One off my favorite movies ever.
yardwork
(61,608 posts)Flaleftist
(3,473 posts)Amaryllis
(9,524 posts)jmowreader
(50,557 posts)Are you talking about OUR crazy guy with the bad haircut and huge army, or North Korea's? Sometimes it's hard to tell them apart, except that Trump smells like flop sweat and desperation, and Kim Jong-il smells like kimchi - a much sweeter and milder fragrance.
The only explanation for this is total incompetence on the part of this administration. The Navy KNOWS where its surface ships are. It would have been very easy to find a carrier group close to North Korea and send it there, but Trump just couldn't be bothered to ask.
Bernardo de La Paz
(49,001 posts)jmowreader
(50,557 posts)Seriously Donald? If someone arrived at his or her basic training post the morning you were inaugurated, they'd still be in training. There's no freakin' way they're "your military."
tonyt53
(5,737 posts)FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)(Sorry, I couldn't help myself. It's just that I'm so distraught because I seem to have misplaced MY carrier group as well...)
mcar
(42,331 posts)Even when they try to start a nuclear war, they f#@k it up.
GP6971
(31,158 posts)nuke or non-nuke. My fear is that this administration is so incompetent that they would target targets in S Korea vs. N Korea. Geography isn't their strong suit.
ananda
(28,860 posts)And never go to sea
And you may be ruler of the stray navee
bagelsforbreakfast
(1,427 posts)not fooled
(5,801 posts)is a god!
gay texan
(2,448 posts)Except I was seriously drunk and it might have been a dream.....
Bernardo de La Paz
(49,001 posts)Volaris
(10,271 posts)It can't make the Brass happy when he says things like that.
keithbvadu2
(36,805 posts)AwakeAtLast
(14,124 posts)Much longer.
Rollo
(2,559 posts)Not to NK, not to Syria, not to his own navy...
rurallib
(62,415 posts)edit to add
Guilded Lilly
(5,591 posts)spooky3
(34,452 posts)rzemanfl
(29,557 posts)Last edited Tue Apr 18, 2017, 09:11 PM - Edit history (1)
It was later located under the soap in my bath. I'm sure others here have had the same experience.
babylonsister
(171,065 posts)GP6971
(31,158 posts)scuba divers too! Can't remember the name of the cereal though.
rzemanfl
(29,557 posts)candle? You had to buy those.
rzemanfl
(29,557 posts)rzemanfl
(29,557 posts)GP6971
(31,158 posts)Baking powder submarine
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A baking powder submarine is a plastic toy submarine that dives and surfaces with the addition of baking powder. Baking powder submarines are sometimes misidentified as "baking soda submarines"; however, baking soda alone does not react when placed in water.
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1 History
2 Principle of operation
3 In popular culture
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In 1953 Benjamin and Harry Hirsch, two brothers in a cosmetics company, discovered that carbon dioxide gas bubbles produced in wet baking powder as part of the chemical leavening process could be used to make a toy submarine dive up and down in fresh water.
They sold their idea to the Kellogg's breakfast cereal company in 1954.[1]:34 Buoyed by the popularity of the first American atomic submarine USS Nautilus commissioned in that year, a million 4.5-inch (110 mm) plastic ship model prizes were produced by May. They were mailed out in return for a fee of 25 cents and one cereal boxtop. A smaller 2.5-inch (64 mm) version was later produced to be used as a cereal box prize not requiring separate redemption by mail
rzemanfl
(29,557 posts)jpak
(41,758 posts)rzemanfl
(29,557 posts)Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)I usually find my aircraft carrier right by my keys.
unblock
(52,227 posts)Amimnoch
(4,558 posts)chocolate cake!
That's what counts, right?
FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)It was right there on the inter tubes all this time:
kimmylavin
(2,284 posts)That's awesome!