The Borowitz Report
Betsy DeVos Says Media Shouldnt Emphasize First Hundred Days Because Its So Hard to Count to a Hundred
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Education Secretary Betsy DeVos criticized the media on Friday for placing so much emphasis on Donald Trumps first hundred days, because its so darn hard to count to a hundred.
Im watching the news and theyre going on about a hundred days this and a hundred days that, and all I want to say is, Who the heck can count all the way to a hundred? she said. Theyre acting like were a bunch of math geniuses.
DeVos added that, if the media wanted to establish a benchmark for Trumps achievement, they should have picked a number of days that people can actually count to, like five or ten.
The Education Secretary then demonstrated how it was possible to count to ten using ones hands.
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