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(15,682 posts)
Sun May 7, 2017, 05:44 PM May 2017

Journalism's greatest retraction--Ever

"As part of a reality-based community, it is important that we get our facts right when reporting on important political developments. The Onion AV Club, the more serious side of the well-known satire site, knows this quite well, and wants to be sure that they openly admit it when they make an error."

Yesterday, we reported that a passel of grotesque Dickensian caricatures gathered in the House of Representatives to vote, by a margin of 217-213, to let poor people die and to punish women for the blasphemy of having a vagina, effectively putting some 24 million Americans at the perpetual risk of poverty should they fall victim to accident or debilitating disease—a monstrous display of selfishness that, by their own admission, many of them performed solely out of adherence to partisan dogma and unabashed spite, and a ghoulish, symbolic bloodletting ritual that they then commemorated by drinking Bud Light. However, we have now learned that they did not, in fact, drink Bud Light.

We hereby offer this retraction.


"It gets better from there. Read the whole thing. It’s truly a work of art."

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2017/5/5/1659526/-World-s-Greatest-Retraction-Ever
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Journalism's greatest retraction--Ever (Original Post) Control-Z May 2017 OP
I compel you to read this. BSdetect May 2017 #1
It needs to be read in full, doesn't it? Control-Z May 2017 #2
That's brilliant malaise May 2017 #3
Excellent! KT2000 May 2017 #4
Most excellent! NastyRiffraff May 2017 #5
K&R lark May 2017 #6
K&R stage left May 2017 #7
Here is a direct link to the AV Club story ornotna May 2017 #8
Epic. nt Xipe Totec May 2017 #9
BAM! democrank May 2017 #10
K&R&Bookmarked! nt stevenleser May 2017 #11
Was freaking... BigOleDummy May 2017 #12
"No, I meant a Blood Light!" GliderGuider May 2017 #13
Absolutely superb. blue neen May 2017 #14
Marking for later. nt Lucky Luciano May 2017 #15
Or, as Monty Python put it some 40+ years ago... Fritz Walter May 2017 #16
Feeling this one. Clearly no concern about the real social problems they are there to address. JudyM May 2017 #17
Bah-da-Boom! northoftheborder May 2017 #18
LOL! Good, good. nt Honeycombe8 May 2017 #19
a true thing of beauty niyad May 2017 #20
Brilliant! Bob Loblaw May 2017 #21

JudyM

(29,241 posts)
17. Feeling this one. Clearly no concern about the real social problems they are there to address.
Mon May 8, 2017, 12:17 PM
May 2017

Can just barely laugh even though it's ludicrous.

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