Breaking: Trump Calls for Installation of Foil on White House Windows

[MineralMan]

Concerned about people looking in and seeing his lack of any sensible action, Donald Trump has ordered all exterior windows at the White House to be covered over from the inside with aluminum foil. Work will get underway this week on the project. Until the project is completed, the President plans to visit only interior rooms in the building.

[HockeyMom]

1. Bush was the Duct Tape President

Trump is the Foil President.

[Arkansas Granny]

2. And as an added bonus, he won't have to wear the tin foil hat and muss his carefully arranged "do".

[Throck]

3. Nuff Said

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-orders-all-white-house-phones-covered-in-tin-foil

[redstatebluegirl]

4. It will match Bannon's tin foil hat.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. But the window foil will be reflected in Bannon's hat, ....

... which will reflect the image of the foiled window, which will reflect ...

Oh, my god, how will anything get done?

[kentuck]

6. Trump sends tweet about Reynolds Wrap...

and stock price goes up.