This just in...Roger Ailes is STILL dead.

[Bengus81]

Now waiting patiently on Limbaugh,BOTH Koch Bros,O'Reilly,maybe some Walton spawn................

[ProudLib72]

1. Any chance George Romero could bring him back?

Good God, what an awful thought! It's not brains he's after.

[jberryhill]

2. CONFIRMED

In other news, Rupert Murdoch was tragically found to be alive.

[Wawannabe]

3. U forgot the turtle!

He's on my list!

[Calculating]

4. Now if only the reaper would get to the following

Orrin Hatch
Jeff Sessions
Mitch Mcturtle
Darth Cheney

[ATL Ebony]

6. and DJT

[C_U_L8R]

5. Phew.

[Crowman2009]

7. Later on today Mr. InfoWhore himself will say that it was a Soros plot.

Alex Jonestown will probably say there was some conspiratorial false flag involved with a prick who died minutes before his time.

[HAB911]

8. Ronald Reagan is still dead too

I guess he wasn't Jesus either

[Demtexan]

9. The devil came for him.

That guy was evil.
I hope Trump attends the funeral and makes it all about him being elected.

[lpbk2713]

10. Pat Robertson will get on his hotline to gawd.

He'll speak in tongues and maybe even shed some tears. But everything hinges on how much money is sent in. If we don't hear from Ailes, well folks, not enough $$ was sent in.

[niyad]

11. scalia is still dead. schlafly is still dead.

[FiveGoodMen]

12. But Franco appears to be getting better