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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI know you guys and gals are really smart. Write your best Trump administration haiku
I am not remotely good at these kind of things.
reflection
(6,286 posts)Orange cheeto face,
Why are you so bigly dumb?
Shitshow on steroids.
Mr. Ected
(9,670 posts)Follow the money
Follow the yellow sick toad
Impeach his fat ass.
packman
(16,296 posts)Russian nights so cold
Snow on tax forms melt slowly
Day brings a new dawn
Freddie
(9,267 posts)Biggest accident in the White House
Since Bo was being house trained
End the Electoral College
hlthe2b
(102,283 posts)I once was at peace
Obama made no drama
Now, I fear news: TRUMP
Mariana
(14,857 posts)Trump's stupidity
Is just unbelievable.
He's such a fuckup.
How did this happen?
Why has our country been cursed?
What a disaster.
We can only hope
He throws a temper tantrum
And quits like Palin.
GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)Denial comes freely
Con man
Do you want funny haiku or serious haiku?
DemocratSinceBirth
(99,710 posts)neeksgeek
(1,214 posts)When will the moron
Resign from his position
And leave us in peace
lucca18
(1,242 posts)A Plethora of Crimes by Drumpf
Disgust and Repulsion
Frogmarch Now
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)shit shit shit shit fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck shit shit fuck
fucking shit shit fuck
canetoad
(17,164 posts)Simple yet eloquent.
reflection
(6,286 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,692 posts)GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)packaged prettily and well
fools the gullible
Forgot about the five seven five rule. Haven't done these for a while.
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)Orange-haired gibbon
Pretends to be President.
Dog poo on carpet.
lindysalsagal
(20,692 posts)Blame the muslim people: sad.
Blame Obama. Lies!
_or_
Blame the media.
lindysalsagal
(20,692 posts)No healthcare tomorrow, too.
Give me your money.
icymist
(15,888 posts)There once was a man
Who would spray on orange tan
Traitor to this land
Don't play the trump card
It is full of yellow hair
Stupid grinning too
He said a witch hunt
Was chasing him all around
Later died in jail
Fin
GaYellowDawg
(4,447 posts)New scandal daily
Fat little fingers tweeting
He shames our country
Pence knew about it.
Or he's too stupid to be
President at all.
Peaches are orange.
An orange man should be impeached.
Somehow it makes sense.
The fat orange daddy
Is creepy with his plastic
Daughter. How disgusting.
Sean was a bunny.
Now he's the Cheeto's liar.
Less shame in the ears.
Flynn said "lock her up."
But thanks to Flynn and his crimes,
Might be "lock him up."
Putin pulls the strings.
A fat orange puppet dances.
Holy shit, we're screwed.
Betsy DeVos is
Unimaginably bad.
Education's doomed.
Trump somehow picked out
The worst Cabinet in our
National history.
We're sending a fleet.
A big, bad, beautiful fleet.
Wait, where are they now?
Cruise missiles went BOOM!
But it was only hours
Before planes took off.
Classified info
Leaked straight to the Russians in
The Oval Office
Investigation?
By the FBI's Comey?
Hell no! He's fired!
Kellyanne Conway
Is lying. How do we know?
Her mouth is open.
Sarah Huckabee
Claims she's Christian. Has she heard,
"Thou shalt not lie"?
All of this trouble.
And yet dumbasses think of
Hillary's server.
Roger Ailes is dead.
We should handle it with class.
Naah, fuck it, hooray!!!