BREAKING NEWS: Air Force One makes unexpected detour to Rostov-on-Don, Russia.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Details at Eleven.

[PragmaticLiberal]

1. It's sad that I almost expect something like this....

[sprinkleeninow]

7. Our household put this out there in the atmosphere yesterday.

It would be a wunnerful denoument. Then spring kleen the rest of the (sess) pool. "
"Welcome to our Ool. Notice there's no poop in it. Please keep it that way!" 😅
Adam Schiff for Prez! 💙?

[JuJuYoshida]

2. That lady reporter has cheeckbones like Kelly Kapowski from "Saved by the Bell"

Why do I say things.

[madokie]

6. Those cheekbones came

straight out of a jar

[Amaryllis]

3. What is your source?

[Txbluedog]

4. John Miller

[NightWatcher]

5. I've been ripping off your schtick today. Hope you don't mind

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029089401

[Tommy_Carcetti]

14. Flattery is the best form of imitation.

[Blue_Adept]

8. I hate posts like this. And the usual round of satires posts.

Makes me wish things like this could be marked so I could easily ignore it.

[FSogol]

9. Trumpy becomes the first US President to defect to Russia.

[Atman]

10. They stopped for dinner.

Putin-esca sauce.

[OnDoutside]

12. There's a KFC in Rostov-on-Don ???

[adigal]

11. Oh, man, wouldn't that be great!! Can they find Trump a beautiful dacha on the Black Sea

It will be the best, bigliest, most beautiful dacha ever, believe me.

[JHB]

13. UPDATE: AF1 returned to its scheduled course...

Sources familiar with the situation indicate that the president cancelled the detour when informed that Rostov-on-Don is a city and the Don in question is a river.