If Trump were kidnapped during his overseas travels

[Lint Head]

and held for ransom, would the ransom be worth it? Should we pay or just say thanks?

[Wounded Bear]

1. Shit, we should pay them to keep him...

[BannonsLiver]

2. After a few hours with him the kidnappers would turn themselves in.

[EarthFirst]

3. I'll send 1,000 Buffalo wings from Buffalo, NY to whomever keeps him!

+ the beverage of their choice!

[Throck]

4. The ransom is $25,000,000

Or he gets released.....

[Lint Head]

5. !!!!

[Lochloosa]

13. Thread winner!

[BBG]

6. He's the Negotiator God

Let him negotiate his way free.

[Generic Other]

7. How many bitcoins would they want?

I'm ok with 2 bits.

[luvMIdog]

8. I was hoping he had drugs in his luggage lol

When I went to Saudi Arabia I saw huge signs all over the airport that said " DRUG TRAFFICKERS WILL BE EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY."

[JHB]

9. Considering the most likely suspect would be Donnie himself faking a kidnapping...

[roamer65]

10. Never negotiate with terrorists!

[JI7]

11. most likely he would be in on it to get the money

[dalton99a]

12. +1

[tblue37]

14. O. Henry's "The Ransom of Redchief"! nt

[Demtexan]

15. Only Trump would be worse.

[randr]

16. We would have to pay large sums

for the kidnappers to keep him