My First Big Boy Trip By Donald J. Trump....

[riversedge]

Some good ones here....

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My First Big Boy Trip

By Donald J. Trump.


Natalie Matthews-Ramo

I’m getting ready for my big foreign trip.

I will be strongly protecting American interests—that’s what I like to do!
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The airplane ride is hours and hours. I get lots of screen time! No one wants to give me my phone, but I shout and shout until they say OK.

On the plane, the pilot pins shiny wings to my jacket. Yay! I like planes as much as I like trucks!

Our first stop is Saudi Arabia. Jared says it is like a beach, big and hot and full of sand. No girls are allowed on the beach.

They eat crazy food in Saudi Arabia, like hummus! But I get to order a steak with ketchup, just the way I like it.

Mr. Steve tells me Muslims are the bad guys, but General Jim says I have to be nice to them. It’s confusing!

I wish General Mike was here. I’m not allowed to play with him anymore...............MORE>............

[Cha]

1. trump is worse than this characterization.

but we get the idea..

Joy Reid..

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Mahalo, rivers

[heaven05]

2. this is a real

measure of his day to day intelligence level, methinks.