"Only designer colostomy bags, you idiot!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

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Donald ("God has to ask me for loans&quot Trump is saying: "Listen, I've got nothing personally against this Khan, the so-called Mayor of London, . . . I mean, he seems nice enough, though awfully small, . . . but just look at his name, . . . 'Sadiq Khan.' . . . Why he's not even ashamed enough to change it to a good Christian name. . . Geez! . . . See what I'm dealing with here?"

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Above CAPTION based on Trump's criticism of London's mayor after the Lodo attacks of early June 2017.

[underpants]

1. London. Yeah it's great. I think they should have a King not a Mayor but that's just me.

[underpants]

2. I've done a lot. I've hugely insulted almost 1/2 the countries of the world

And I haven't even started on South America yet. But I love South America they voted for me bigly. All red except Virginia. Wanna see my electoral college map? I've got one in my pocket.

[skip fox]

3. PresiDented Trump is saying:

". . . and my glove size is Super-Triple X Huge. . . You wouldn't believe it."

[skip fox]

4. PresiDented Trump is saying:

"I can stick my hand way up there multiple times a day and always manage to pull something fantastic out. . . . It's amazing."

[Johonny]

5. I'm hiring a lot of great people for the white house but the democrats keep obstructing me

Just the other day I thought of a great person to lead FEMA, but then I saw a Democrat on TV, well FOX, The Five to be exact. I like the five. Anyways the name for the FEMA job just slipped my mind. That's obstruction. I'll remember it thought, maybe. It doesn't matter. We should cut FEMA. We don't need those camps anymore. Who likes camping anyways? The point is Qatar, which is pronounce Quackers, people don't know that. I know that, though. Qatar is doing great things for terrorism and that's why, although I promised them American weapons, the best weapons ever. We make the best weapons. Not as good as Mar-lago cake, if you're in Mar-Lago and you're not golfing with Peyton Manning, I golf with Peyton Manning, a lot. I do it at Mar-lago. Great cake there. And that's why there has been no Russian connections with my people. It's a witch hunt. Anyways my point on this should be clear.