Just for fun, imaginary conversations amongst the trumps after Mel and Barron move in:

[Ilsa]

Barron: "Which floor is mine, Mommy?"

Melania: "Who hung up all of my clothes in my shoe closet?"

Barron: "KFC again, Dad?"

[marylandblue]

1. I think it would be more like

Donald: Welcome home, honey. Want to see our beautiful new bedroom hey, hey.

Melania: Keep your hands off me you pig.

Barron: Mommy, who is that scary orange man?

[Ilsa]

3. Barron: He looks nothing like the guy at Tiffany's you say I

should call "Daddy."

[lunasun]

2. I imagine little conversation among all three of them.

[Ilsa]

6. "Shut. Up." nt

[gratuitous]

10. Followed by endless rounds of . . .

"No, YOU shut up!" I'll always remember the time I was visiting at a friend's house, and that must have gone back and forth six times. Before I left that day, I had resolved that this friend would soon be an ex-friend.

[JenniferJuniper]

4. I can't shake the feeling that

Miz Mellie and Barron von Trump are never actually going to move in.

And they wouldn't be able to cope in a cage that isn't gilded if they did.

[trof]

9. She is really REALLY hoping he will be impeached before they have to move.

[Auntie Bush]

5. Mommy are you going to sleep in the same bedroom as Daddy or are you going to sleep with me?

[Ilsa]

7. Mel: "What floor is Tiffany's on?" nt

[GallopingGhost]

8. Let's see

Barron- "Mommy, who are those twin girls in the hallway?"

Melania-"I won't be able to live in this house after Labor Day!"

Donald-(singing to himself) Rockin' Robin, tweet, tweet, tweet!

[Leith]

11. I Imagine the Scene from the Movie "Dave"

Where the president (Kevin Kline) and First Lady (Sigourney Weaver) are smiling and waving as they enter the White House. The second the door is closed behind them, each throws the other's hand away and they take off in different directions. A Secret Service man has to grab the dog's leash.

Imagine that with shitgibbon, Melania, and Barron.

[dembotoz]

12. mel...donald you promised no more rubber sheets after moscow...