Drumpt's birthday is Wednesday. What's an appropriate gift?

[kairos12]

I say a Whopper wrapped in Impeachment Papers.

[lpbk2713]

1. A block of cheese and a bottle of vodka.

[Vinca]

2. A gift certificate to a casket company.

[CurtEastPoint]

3. this

[LOL Lib]

4. http://www.poopsenders.com

http://www.poopsenders.com

[CurtEastPoint]

25. YES!

[Luciferous]

45. Love it! I have a couple of neighbors who deserve a delivery lol

[LOL Lib]

48. Me too!

Not my neighbors, but a couple of Donnie voters at my work. They need a special delivery!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. Depends! 😏

[Initech]

6. A giant bucket of KFC.

[Thinkingabout]

7. Retirement package

[BainsBane]

8. an orange jumpsuit

It matches his skin tone, after all.

[Grammy23]

9. A one way ticket to Moscow.

[NightWatcher]

10. $5 on his prison commissary account

[mercuryblues]

11. heart bypass surgery

performed by either Joe the plumber or Dr kevorkian

[procon]

12. A big box of XXX-Large Depends with the SpongeBob SquarePants design. nt

[Kleveland]

13. A flaming sinkhole straight to Hell appearing right beneath him!

But I suspect that Satan would bounce him back again.

He has no tolerance for amateurs!

And surely the devil has more class....

[gohuskies]

14. 2 scoops of dung open face

Let's turn the tables on him and feed him a pile of shit for a change.

[3catwoman3]

15. So many possibilties.

A bottle encrusted in fool's gold and filler with Russian hooker pee.

[snooper2]

16. Syphilis

[MFM008]

20. Ebola?

.......

[Buns_of_Fire]

23. Crabs.

I don't want to kill the guy (he's taking care of that himself), I'd just like to see him digging and scratching all throughout his next public appearance.

[MFM008]

39. True. But.....

Ebola doesn't kill everyone that has it.
They just wish they were dead.

[flor-de-jasmim]

17. Hemlock? Too old-fashioned?

[abbeyco]

18. A flaming bag of dog and/or cat poo

That would adequately express how I describe this poser in the White House.

[Kahuna7]

19. Pitchforks, tar and feathers. nt

[cornball 24]

21. Minny's (Octavia Spencer) chocolate pie in "The Help".

[kairos12]

22. Matches both his temperament and palate.

[sfwriter]

24. Unicorn blood?

[FM123]

26. Russian citizenship

[Sancho]

27. gift certificate for golf....

[tosh]

28. Prison Stripes!

[JHB]

29. A golden calf statue with his head

"Have a cow, man."

[LonePirate]

30. A framed copy of Nixon's resignation letter.

[WhiteTara]

31. How about a stinking

pile of dog sh*t in a shoebox.

[juxtaposed]

32. All teen USA changing rooms made of plexiglass,

All golden shower free flow porn directed just to Donny 2 scoops! magnifying glasses put on donny’s wrists so his hands look huge, only to him! ppl on healthcare begging for mercy as he gives a thumbs up or down!

[Fritz Walter]

33. A birthday card

Inside of which, the greeting reads:
"YOU ARE HEREBY COMMANDED to appear and give your deposition..."
"YOU ARE ALSO COMMANDED to bring the records Listed in the Rider attached to this subpoena..."

Such records would include:
ALL financial records, including tax returns for the past 20 years;
Promissory Notes for any/all debts on behalf of any/all corporations, trusts etc.;
Recordings -- audio, video, photographic, or written of conversations with foreign interests, including and especially those in Russia.

I could go on and on, but I think you get the point.

[trueblue2007]

34. i would make a scupture of this...... and send it to him

[JenniferJuniper]

35. A steaming pile of cow covfefe

[LunaSea]

36. "It's what Andrew Jackson would have wanted..."

Trae describes the perfect gift at about the 2:06 mark

[mshasta]

37. shit

[blueinredohio]

38. A prison built for him and all his supporters

[NastyRiffraff]

40. A one-way ticket to Russia

then issue a travel ban that forbids him ever coming back.

[bdamomma]

41. send him back to Russia with

his Russian prostitutes. Melania will love it getting his a$$ out of the WH.

[ProudLib72]

42. A hand slap from Melania

and a swift kick in the nads from Barron.

[csziggy]

43. Just send a video greeting

[jmowreader]

44. Items to use in your hobby are always appreciated

I say we give him...

a big paper sack
20 pounds of steer manure
a quart of chlorine trifluoride (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorine_trifluoride)
and directions to Alex Jones' doorstep

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

46. Something shiney

[crazycatlady]

47. glitter bomb