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limpyhobbler

(8,244 posts)
Sun Jul 8, 2012, 10:47 PM Jul 2012

Overheard At Romney Fundraiser

"Who is your car elevator decorator?"

"Do those off-shore banks reward you with a free toaster upon opening a new account?"

"the waiter brushed against my arm. i hope the poverty isnt contagious."

"Um, excuse me, why is that dog inside the car? That's not how we roll here!"

"The panda is delicious!"

"They actually asked for a 401k last year. Come on, all they do is change my parent's diapers!"

"Of course I'm not racist, all my factories are in Asia, for Pete's sake!"

"This old thing? It's just my Rolls Royce. Well, my SUMMER Rolls Royce. Er, Summer-weekend Rolls Royce."

"just because i gave him a million dollars doesn't mean i need to sit through his whole boring speech"

"sure, i inherited my fortune + doubled it in the market, why cant they just pull themselves up by bootstraps?"

"And now my employees expect healthcare?! The nerve! -Darling, please pass the Russian Beluga Sturgeon Caviar."

"How do you say 'once you get your arm extricated from that machine, you're fired" in Spanish?"

"Did you hear? Chip had to cut back due to the recession and was forced to fly using a Gulfstream G5, not G6!"

"What? This prosciutto is from Iowa? Not Parma? I know Mitt needs Iowa but come on..."


going around on twitter
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#OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser

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Overheard At Romney Fundraiser (Original Post) limpyhobbler Jul 2012 OP
The commoners don't appreciate the burden of having to remember where all your overseas accounts are limpyhobbler Jul 2012 #1
The Panda is delicious flamingdem Jul 2012 #2
What did they serve to cleanse the palate between the panda and komodo dragon? Gidney N Cloyd Jul 2012 #11
Bottled Eau de Extinct Puffin flamingdem Jul 2012 #12
bump flamingdem Jul 2012 #15
more - thanks for the link flamingdem Jul 2012 #3
And this: flamingdem Jul 2012 #4
"i'd tip the waiter, but i only have hundreds. oh wait, no i wasn't going to tip the waiter.bwahaha" limpyhobbler Jul 2012 #5
The repigs are so unfunny it's a crime! flamingdem Jul 2012 #7
I know wtf... limpyhobbler Jul 2012 #8
A few more -can't resist flamingdem Jul 2012 #6
My drive-in closet has an elevator now dear. Siri helps me find my clothes. ErikJ Jul 2012 #9
"I specifically asked for Gray Poupon. Where's my Gray Poupon?" HopeHoops Jul 2012 #10
LOL churchill1985 Jul 2012 #13
The bathroom attendant here only wipes your ass with silk, not gold brocade aint_no_life_nowhere Jul 2012 #14

limpyhobbler

(8,244 posts)
1. The commoners don't appreciate the burden of having to remember where all your overseas accounts are
Sun Jul 8, 2012, 10:51 PM
Jul 2012

"It will be a tough fight but we will get minimum wage to $3.00/hr!"

"Fuck this. Let's go fire someone!"

flamingdem

(39,294 posts)
3. more - thanks for the link
Sun Jul 8, 2012, 11:23 PM
Jul 2012


#OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser "What kind of human herd animal demonizes success while celebrating perpetual dependency?" #ItsaCult
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15m Path2Enlightenment Path2Enlightenment ?@Path2Enlighten

#OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser "Paying taxes is for the little people. Avoiding taxes in new, exciting & exotic ways is so cutting edge!"
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4m a_space_alien a_space_alien ?@a_space_alien

"Try the cheesy grits. They're very exotic. I believe they're imported." #OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser
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4m Ms. Net Ms. Net ?@NETRetired

Lawn care company could hire back illegals until I'm elected POTUS then I will hv 2 repeal all of PBO laws. #OverHeardAtRomneyFundraiser
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6m Oliver Willis Oliver Willis ?@owillis

"yeah but by those standards, reagan would be a socialist. oh yeah, right. we're liars." #OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser
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6m Krystal Ball Krystal Ball ?@KrystalBall1

Liberal trolls like @owillis made up #OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser. Let's show these morons why #tcot rules twitter. #war
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5m Daniel Hinojosa(pol) Daniel Hinojosa(pol) ?@dhinojosaxtreme

#OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser "Whew good thing our meals aren't held offshore"
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5m Jared B Anderson Jared B Anderson ?@JaredBryantA

"Of course they call me a rich racist; what else do they have to use, facts??<UNCONTROLABLE LAUGHTER>" #OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser
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5m Oliver Willis Oliver Willis ?@owillis

"can mitt really pretend to like poor people all the way to november? that's a long time to fake it." #OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser
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7m Haggs Boson Pele Haggs Boson Pele ?@LeftBehind_CNY

RT @diggaduh #OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser Do you use food stamps to mail food? #p2 #tcot

flamingdem

(39,294 posts)
4. And this:
Sun Jul 8, 2012, 11:26 PM
Jul 2012

Think Gooder ?@StillJohnCA

He's not very lovable, but he's not a complete illiterate like the last one we bought. #OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser

limpyhobbler

(8,244 posts)
5. "i'd tip the waiter, but i only have hundreds. oh wait, no i wasn't going to tip the waiter.bwahaha"
Sun Jul 8, 2012, 11:48 PM
Jul 2012

"Where can I park my dressage horse?"

"Saw this on the campaign trail. Regular folks call it a donut."

"Offshore tax shelter corporate shells are people my friends"

"Obama doesnt realize that we were hit by the downturn too,I had to sell one of my yachts to afford my 4th house"

(---I think maybe it's close to dead. There are repigs in there ruining it.)

oh well cheers

flamingdem

(39,294 posts)
6. A few more -can't resist
Mon Jul 9, 2012, 12:02 AM
Jul 2012

Last edited Mon Jul 9, 2012, 02:02 AM - Edit history (1)


#overheardatRomneyfundraiser "On my first day? I was thinking of making some prank calls from the White House switchboard. I love pranks."
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5m jimmy streich jimmy streich ?@streicher187

Rush is here with the viagra and Oxy now the real party can begin #OverheardatRomneyFundraiser
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5m Ann T Bush Ann T Bush ?@AnnTBush

"I have them all convinced I hate my own healthcare bill, whatever I say, they just keep lapping it up."#OverheardatRomneyFundraiser
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5m Armenta Chavis Armenta Chavis ?@ChavezChavis

Let me eat their cake! #OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser
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1h Jeremy Schulman Jeremy Schulman ?@jeremyschulman

"Ugh... another four months of pretending to care about social issues" #OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser
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5m Clyde's Stuff Clyde's Stuff ?@clydesMP

#OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser Ever see that Megyn Kelley on Fox? She is hot, but thank god she's dumber than a box of rocks like other women
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56m Peg Peg ?@BowedOak

Scalia? He and Thomas are over at the Tiki bar. #OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser
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5m Stuart Sibley Stuart Sibley ?@Ringo6

$3000/year should be enough contraception for an entire sorority #OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser
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1h G. Rayner G. Rayner ?@grayner

#OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser "So she says 'I'm one month away from retirement, please don't fire me, blah, blah, blah'"
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6m Jeff Gauvin Jeff Gauvin ?@JeffersonObama

Je m'appelle Mitt Romney....... Les Américains sont, simplistes, des imbéciles. #OverheardatRomneyFundraiser #p2
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5m L J L J ?@mombizzz

I can't believe I'm actually tied with Obama with the same policies as gw bush,,, people are so stupid! #OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser
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33m mm62 mm62 ?@markm1962

"I told you they'd forget in four years." #OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser
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40m Think Gooder Think Gooder ?@StillJohnCA

He's not very lovable, but he's not a complete illiterate like the last one we bought. #OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser
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6m Berny Berny ?@bernyp

#OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser - So how many people did your company layoff since 2009? And, how many more can you layoff before November 6th?
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6m Frances Ryl Frances Ryl ?@francie57

#OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser It's a shame the Romney's don't drink, they might be more entertaining.
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6m NYCguy2012 NYCguy2012 ?@NYCGuy2012

6m Jamie Jamie ?@Jambreman

#OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser "Of course I agree with the Roberts ruling, but I cant let the base know that!"
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6m Luscious Dick Tacoma Luscious Dick Tacoma ?@scearley

@alexjon "Haskjack? Has word gotten out about that weekend we spent in Morocco with Serge and is weird friend?" #OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser
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8m Michelle Michelle ?@Eaglefly124

Please, could you pass me the Grey Poupon? #OverheardAtRomneyFundraiser
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18m Jeff Gauvin Jeff Gauvin ?@JeffersonObama

I Promise I Will Beat That Negro Mr. Koch....Wanna Bet? #OverheardatRomneyFundraiser #p2
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aint_no_life_nowhere

(21,925 posts)
14. The bathroom attendant here only wipes your ass with silk, not gold brocade
Mon Jul 9, 2012, 12:10 PM
Jul 2012

What's the Republican party coming to?

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