Overheard At Romney Fundraiser
"Who is your car elevator decorator?"
"Do those off-shore banks reward you with a free toaster upon opening a new account?"
"the waiter brushed against my arm. i hope the poverty isnt contagious."
"Um, excuse me, why is that dog inside the car? That's not how we roll here!"
"The panda is delicious!"
"They actually asked for a 401k last year. Come on, all they do is change my parent's diapers!"
"Of course I'm not racist, all my factories are in Asia, for Pete's sake!"
"This old thing? It's just my Rolls Royce. Well, my SUMMER Rolls Royce. Er, Summer-weekend Rolls Royce."
"just because i gave him a million dollars doesn't mean i need to sit through his whole boring speech"
"sure, i inherited my fortune + doubled it in the market, why cant they just pull themselves up by bootstraps?"
"And now my employees expect healthcare?! The nerve! -Darling, please pass the Russian Beluga Sturgeon Caviar."
"How do you say 'once you get your arm extricated from that machine, you're fired" in Spanish?"
"Did you hear? Chip had to cut back due to the recession and was forced to fly using a Gulfstream G5, not G6!"
"What? This prosciutto is from Iowa? Not Parma? I know Mitt needs Iowa but come on..."
going around on twitter
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"Where can I park my dressage horse?"
"Saw this on the campaign trail. Regular folks call it a donut."
"Offshore tax shelter corporate shells are people my friends"
"Obama doesnt realize that we were hit by the downturn too,I had to sell one of my yachts to afford my 4th house"
(---I think maybe it's close to dead. There are repigs in there ruining it.)
oh well cheers 
Bunch of losers already
