Shock Headline: Entire Justice Department Recuses Self in Trump Investigation

[MineralMan]

Citing President Trump's oversight of the Department of Justice, due to it's being a department under the Executive Branch, Attorney General Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions announced Friday morning that the entire department is now recused from any involvement in any investigation having to do in any way with President Trump. Sessions stated: " Ah dooo declayah that we herebah recyuse ourseffs from participitatin' in any wiatch huhnt on the Praesident. Thet is awll! Gud day."

This shocking development leaves many DC pundits unable to speak, which was perhaps the reason for today's announcement. It is uncertain what will happen next.

[jberryhill]

1. Oh, so now it's okay to pass of Louise Mensch's reporting as your own?

[MineralMan]

2. I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Eugene]

6. I see what you did there.

[dalton99a]

3. Trump proposes moving oversight to Department of Transportation

or Department of Housing and Urban Development

[MineralMan]

4. Those departments would have to recuse themselves, too.

They're also executive branch departments, under the control of Dear Leader. Who will investigate the President. Perhaps the U.S. Marshall's office?

[RKP5637]

5. He needs some prophetic inspiration from Ben Carson!

[MineralMan]

7. OMFG!

[malaise]

8. ROFL

[lapislzi]

9. And here I thought he was channeling his inner Foghorn Leghorn

Ah say...ah say...that boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball.