Need some help with this Face Book RW Meme ala' Dr. Seuss

[Sherman A1]

As much as I hate posting RW stuff, I could use a bit of help with this one posted on FB.

I do not like this Uncle Sam

I do not like his health care scam

I do not like these dirty crooks or how they lie & cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals,

I do not like their secret deals.

I do not like ex-speaker Nan.

I do not like this “Yes, We Can!”

I do not like this spending spree---

I’m smart; I know that nothing’s free.

I do not like your smug replies,

when we complain about your lies.

I do not like this kind of hope.

I do not like it - - - nope, nope, nope!

Go Green - - recycle the White House!


Thus far I have been able to respond in rhyme with

1). You do not like "Yes we can" and yet the GOP has no plan.

2). Oh, but, the GOP had the White House, The Senate & The House not so long ago & it worked out so badly so. Two Wars, a giant tax cut that were unpaid, it was a plan so badly laid.....Wall Street regulation that was lax, it sure seemed no one was looking for the facts! A bubble economy imploded on a giant ponzi scheme, created much of today's trouble it would seem.

Thanks for any assistance.....

[Skittles]

1. after 8 years of bush

they complain about a spending spree???

[Sherman A1]

2. The apparently complain about everything

there is nothing positive in the post at all, it is all "I do not like........"

[Skittles]

4. what they don't like is a black president

everything else is optional

[Bolo Boffin]

3. The actual writings of Dr. Seuss.

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/19/AR2006041901099.html

Also, you might point out that when Sam I Am finally got the narrator to try the green eggs and ham, he liked them. That the original is a book dramatizing the childishness of not trying new foods that may just turn out to be all right.

[JHB]

5. Point them tothe real thing. Some things never change.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zlg1jrQujJk/SbBIxG8-mdI/AAAAAAAAAqA/drwEwGXKkfQ/s1600-h/congress+seuss.jpg

[HughBeaumont]

6. If they're a Republican, they might as well be saying . . . .

I do not like this Uncle Sam, or this crappy song "This Land is Your Land".
I do not like these liberals more, or how they want to help the poor.
I do not like this spending spree, except for stuff that pleases me.
War kicks ass and tax cuts rule; Just look at all these JOBS, you fools!!
I also love the CEOs, and how they fire loads and loads.
I hate it when these liberals bitch; We musn't EVER hurt the rich!
Short term pain is tragic, true; but better jobs don't come and find you!
"Redistribution"'s a load of crap; pull yourselves up by your bootstraps!
Even though not one thing's changed, Faux tells me Taxocrats are to blame!
I do not like to smirk and lie, I simply can't stand this black guy!

[Sherman A1]

10. +1000

Great!

[notadmblnd]

7. well if you remember, at the end of the story

the character had completely changed his mind about what he didn't like.

[catnhatnh]

8. I do not like your shit from bull....

you should not speak when your mouths full....

[annabanana]

9. Theodore Geisel would NOT approve. . . . n/t

[Archae]

12. No, Dr Seuss detested republicans.

[mac56]

11. This "poem" is infantile and crass.

Dr. Seuss would kick your ass.
He would kick it here and there.
He would kick it everwhere!

[11 Bravo]

13. Oh look, another right-wing lie ... Now won't you please eat shit and die?