"Your 'treason' is my 'heroism.'" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Never enough enablers&quot Trump is saying: "So now it turns out that even if I DID collude, that's no crime. . . . That's what all the real experts are saying. Collusion is just a form of negotiation. . . . It's the quiet type that gets a lot of great things done. . . . In fact, the country should applaud me for collusion, make me President for Life or something. . . . Not that I DID collude, you understand. . . . Just so you know."


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Something is fast approaching, coming down the pike. Both Trump and Fox are hyping this collusion-is-no-crime theme as though they are aware revelations are nearly at hand, as covered in this fine DU post (With a link to a piece in Independent Reporter):

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029256073

[rock]

1. Not that I did collude, but it is legal

Even PATRIONIC!

[skip fox]

2. Yes.

He should be given a Patriotic Heroes Award!!!

Instead the haters of America hound him.

It appears we are witnessing a tragedy of Grecian proportions.

[skip fox]

3. D.T. is saying:

"I go by one firm principle: nobody tomorrow is going to remember what I say to day anyway. Not even me. . . . It's great!"

[skip fox]

4. D.T. is saying:

"And quid pro quo is another fiction folks. . . . That's not treason. Far from it. . . The only reason we do these things in secret is to heighten the eventual surprise. . . . After all, I want the country to come together and what better way than for everyone to find out at once about the deal where Russia is going to help us with our elections idefinatey and all we got to do is ignore what happens in Ukraine in the next ten years. . . . Would that be something or what?"

[GallopingGhost]

5. Look, I know delusion...

I mean collusion, better than anyone. The word, I mean, I have the biggest words, you know that. This collusion thing is ridiculous. It's just a distraction from Crooked Hillary and the loser Dems, because they lost the electoral college with the biggest loss in electoral college history. I mean, it's ridiculous. Look at the size of my tremendous crowds. There was no collusion with the Russians. (starts singing to self) *Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese...* Where was I? Oh, right, Russia. FAKE NEWS!

[skip fox]

6. I'll warn you as I have warned others.

Remember what your mother told you about crossing your eyes? That they might stay crossed, right? . . . The same applies to CAPIONing. If you channel your subject's language, thinking and phrasing too closely and/or too long (as you did above) you might get stuck beyond even the reach of professional help.

[GallopingGhost]

7. I know,

but it's fun!

[meow2u3]

8. When the President colludes with the Russians, this mean's it's not illegal

[Johonny]

9. Not only have they shown no evidence of me colluding, they've shown no evidence of me not colluding

They've got nothing. Even if I did, which I didn't, it wouldn't be a crime, unless it was, but it isn't, and I haven't, so it's okay. I am being attacked like you wouldn't believe. It's all fake news. And I, for one, look forward to us getting to bottom of this Hillary email thing. Huh, CNN? Where's that news? Where is it?