Facelift he says?

[Kingofalldems]

Link to tweet

[MFM008]

1. He needs his face

And ass lifted. To Mars.

[Arkansas Granny]

4. If he swapped his ass and his face, no one would notice.

[MurrayDelph]

9. My guess

is that less shit would come out.

[Cha]

2. trump needs a brain implant.

[MurrayDelph]

11. I think he got one

He just keeps it in a different place than most people.

[Cha]

15. lol.. make it VIRAL!

[MineralMan]

3. Doughy Boy!

His face kneads attention, I think.

[csziggy]

6. Dolt45's face has had entirely too much attention

I would be happy if I never had to see it again for the rest of my life. Unfortunately that will not happen.

[Maeve]

5. He looks like a bullfrog

And I will forego any jokes about pithing, gigging or swamps--y'all can handle that on your own.

[GoCubsGo]

7. More like...

My apologies to pigs for the comparison. They are actually love, intelligent creatures, unlike that thin-skinned asshole.

[Maeve]

8. Frogs, on the other hand, are dumb

However, pigs have been know to eat humans....just sayin'...

[3catwoman3]

12. Can we feed...

...Trump to them?

[Maeve]

13. I fear that pigs are too discriminating

While tRump does not drink, I am reminded of the old poem of a drunkard that is in the gutter with a pig when a woman walks by and says
"You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.

[3catwoman3]

14. Well, how about piranhas or sharks?

Or alligators and crocodiles? I'm flexible.

[Maeve]

16. I think brain-worms are already at work

[shanti]

10. Repulsive