Poor Donald... no suitable place to sleep

[SoCalDem]

Donald Trump Unable To Book “Luxury” Hotel For G20 Summit Because His Staff Is Inept, Guess Where He’s Staying Instead?

WRITTEN BY LEFT SCOOP (4 HOURS AGO)

According to Buzzfeed News, Donald Trump was stuck without a luxury hotel to stay at for the annual G-20 summit in Hamburg, Germany this week after White House officials waited too long to book a hotel.

— The Four Seasons:

Saudi Arabia’s King Salman is here. In addition to his giant entourage, he reportedly brings along a golden escalator and camels for fresh camel milk. The Saudis booked all 156 guest rooms and suites along with a number of rooms in the Hotel Renaissance and The Westin in the Elbphilharmonie, a concert hall.

much more @ https://www.leftscoop.com/2017/07/donald-trump-unable-book-luxury-hotel-g20-summit-staff-inept-guess-hes-staying-instead/

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Sick twisted display of wealth for the few, with dumbshit looking on wishing he

was that rich.

The human condition is way fucked up.

[flamingdem]

2. Hmm, what's the golden escalator for?

Is this something the Donald would enjoy??

[underpants]

7. I'm sensing some escalator envy from Snowflake

[Turbineguy]

14. We must not allaaaaaaaaooooooow

an escalator gap!

[underpants]

16. Saudis don't travel light

I remember a story in the 90's about a month long vacation by the Saudi king. He was going to stay at a replica of the White House in southern France. He took something like 7 or 14 757's with his staff and things. Something like that.

[Sneederbunk]

3. He could always sleep on his plane.

The Trump staff is learning.......slowly.....but they are learning.

[Solly Mack]

4. Nonsense. Germany has gutters.

[underpants]

6. Oooh ouch

[Solly Mack]

9. and - it has the benefit of being both true and appropriate.

[dawnie51]

5. Melanoma....

might have to share a room with her hubby. That'll go well

[gratuitous]

8. *Sigh* He's just like Jesus that way!

Doesn't it set your heart a-flutter thinking about all the ways that President Trump is just the kindest, bravest, most wonderful human being ever? Oops, my bad: I thought this was a meeting of Trump's cabinet.

[Goonch]

10. LONG TIE SMALL HANDS TROPHY WIFE

[VOX]

12. More like atrophy wife.

[femmocrat]

11. Why doesn't he just bunk with his BFF, Putie?

Poor donnie..... maybe he'll resign now.

[Demtexan]

15. They can share a bed.

They are sleeping together.

[Demtexan]

13. What about Air Force One.

Plenty of space on the plane.

[Doreen]

17. Don't they have bridges in Hamburg?

He can sleep under one of those.