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Hubert Flottz

(37,726 posts)
Thu Jul 12, 2012, 06:49 AM Jul 2012

Magic Underwear and a silver spoon, do not a world leader make.

Guys like rootin' tootin' Putin will wipe their feet on an untrained twit like Mitt!

The GOPers don't even want to talk about "the world stage," their old whipping boy issue.

Bin Laden would have died of old age if Mitt or Bush were on his trail.

Iran is center stage on the "danger" scale but all the GOPers want to talk about is "abortion and Obama will take your gun!"

Mitt the twit couldn't even get the dog to Canada with any "dignity"...how the hell would he handle being commander in chief?

Just like W, only worse!

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Magic Underwear and a silver spoon, do not a world leader make. (Original Post) Hubert Flottz Jul 2012 OP
Hey, The Stormin' Mormon will stand up to rootin' tootin' Putin for us! Motown_Johnny Jul 2012 #1
The Stormin' Mormon can't keep his story straight... Hubert Flottz Jul 2012 #2
Mr. Magic Pants says he will stand up to China liberal N proud Jul 2012 #3
Do you believe in magic, Hubert Flottz Jul 2012 #7
Sorry for the ignorance, but what's "Magic Underwear"? badtoworse Jul 2012 #4
take a look mac56 Jul 2012 #5
Interesting, thanks badtoworse Jul 2012 #6
Speaking of Ignorance... Hubert Flottz Jul 2012 #10
Do you s'pose Mittens magic underwear.... arbusto_baboso Jul 2012 #8
That is fun-nay!!!!!!! n/t Spoonman Jul 2012 #9
It is funny! Hubert Flottz Jul 2012 #12
Royal Skid marks, a plethora of stale piss and lots and lots and lots of slack. Hubert Flottz Jul 2012 #11
 

Motown_Johnny

(22,308 posts)
1. Hey, The Stormin' Mormon will stand up to rootin' tootin' Putin for us!
Thu Jul 12, 2012, 06:54 AM
Jul 2012

(for the sarcasm impared)
















Trying to outdo "Mitt the Twit". Not easy. That one fits him so well.

Hubert Flottz

(37,726 posts)
2. The Stormin' Mormon can't keep his story straight...
Thu Jul 12, 2012, 07:02 AM
Jul 2012

How the hell will he lead the world?

The man don't even know where his money or all of his wives and dependants are. I wouldn't trust the man to take my dog on a trip.

liberal N proud

(60,334 posts)
3. Mr. Magic Pants says he will stand up to China
Thu Jul 12, 2012, 08:32 AM
Jul 2012

And send them more jobs.

You are so correct though about them not even touching the subject of foreign policy. I think they know once that topic comes up, they have nothing, zero, nata, zilch in policy to deal with the Iran's and Bin Ladens of the world.

Hubert Flottz

(37,726 posts)
7. Do you believe in magic,
Thu Jul 12, 2012, 11:06 AM
Jul 2012

In one's unterdrawers,
The old folks tell me when it rains it pours,
May Mitt's drawers be infested with the carnavours,
It's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout that fundy whore,


Yeah, do you believe in magic?

Believe in the magic of a spoiled brat's soul,

Mitt prolly don't believe in rock and roll,

Believe in the magic that can set Mitt free

Oh, talkin' 'bout tragic

Talkin' 'bout Mitt magic

His underwear are tragic...

Be bop, a lou bop, a lop bamm bamm!

Put's his faith in his drawers instead of the lamb.


Hubert Flottz

(37,726 posts)
10. Speaking of Ignorance...
Thu Jul 12, 2012, 11:15 AM
Jul 2012

I would gladly vote for Saint Mittens...For, poster boy for "Ignorance"

If Mitt's daddy hadn't been rich and famous Mitt would probably be mucking stables in his magical underwear today and be single and still living in his mother's unfinished basement at night. Those underwear don't seem to protect Mitt from the creeping dumb-ass.

Hubert Flottz

(37,726 posts)
12. It is funny!
Thu Jul 12, 2012, 11:31 AM
Jul 2012

So is the idea of Mitt for pResident. I'll bet the bad guys abroad are laughing their collective ass off at the clueless looking rich boy that the GOPers are betting their country on in 2012. And I thought W was a colossal idiot...Herr Mittens is a walking clusterflop.

Hubert Flottz

(37,726 posts)
11. Royal Skid marks, a plethora of stale piss and lots and lots and lots of slack.
Thu Jul 12, 2012, 11:22 AM
Jul 2012

I'll bet his magical drawers are not even UL or JC approved...prolly made in China!

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