The Manhattan Hillbillies

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[smirkymonkey]

1. +1000

Damn! Sessions is a dead ringer for Granny Clampett!

[magicarpet]

28. Just spotted this... Worth checking out

https://goo.gl/images/ou7se6

[magicarpet]

29. Something Sessions would certainly say...

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https://goo.gl/images/GjLfYG

[lark]

41. Wow,

he is granny, minus a heart!

[smirkymonkey]

37. LOL! Separated at birth!

[Duppers]

49. LOL!!

Good one!

[democratisphere]

51. No bout adoubt it!

[maddiemom]

42. And I never noticed that Trump resembles the late Buddy Ebsen.

He looks right in place in the picture, as does Sessions.

[magicarpet]

2. Jeez.... Well done especially Sessions/Granny

[bitterross]

39. Right! Too Funny!

I'd never noticed the resemblance until now.

[cyclonefence]

3. A missed opportunity, though

Should've made Eric the hound.

[Alice11111]

32. !!!

[KentuckyWoman]

4. Rec'd however

being from generations of hillbillies, I can tell you we have a heart and so do most. We may not be the most educated or sophisticated, but we mostly try to work hard, live frugal, help everyone who we can and try not to hurt anyone.

This bunch of miscreants does not exactly fit those qualities.

[radical noodle]

9. Manhattan Hillbillies

are different than the generations of real hillbillies you (and many others) relate to.

[Alice11111]

33. Point well made.

[Mountain Mule]

36. Calling that gang "hillbillies" is an insult to every last inhabitant of the Appalachian Mountains!

My family is from the Kentucky Mountains and many still reside there. I can tell you that my Maw Maw who never uttered a cuss word in her life would be horrified by that gang. My hardworking farming family is fed up with Trumpf and Company's antics and I don't think they'd waste an old, blind bluetick hound to send out and run him up a tree. They also want nothing to do with Peabody Coal, either. They want decent paying jobs that won't kill you from black lung by time you're 40. That picture is pretty damn funny, but leave us Kentuckians out of THAT mess!

[padfun]

38. Kentucky: Clinton 32.7%, Trump 62.5% Total Pct. Trump +29.8%

[Hestia]

44. Well, since the Clampett's are from the Missouri Ozarks, Appalachians can come off the ledge

Silver Dollar City in Branson, MO still stands as a testament to the show.

[mdbl]

5. ROFL

[louis c]

6. How about the Capital Hillbillies?

you see, just like the clampets, they came from somewhere else to settle in Beverly Hills.

Capital Hill is where they live now.

I like that title better.

just a suggestion

[bora13]

52. run for it

once them Yankee's run 'em out of D.C. they'll be known as the run for the "Hill" billies

[keithbvadu2]

7. Jed never sexually fondled his daughter like Donald did.

And Jed had integrity.

[zentrum]

8. Perfect.

[ProudLib72]

10. You're messing with me

As a kid I had a crush on Elly May. Now I'm seeing Ivanka May and getting confused.

[FakeNoose]

20. The real Jethro was way better looking than Don Jr. too

Can you imagine - most of the young'uns on DU don't even get the joke.
Anybody under 40 has probably never seen the original show.

[ProudLib72]

21. I just remember how Elly May had three things going for her

First, she was good looking. Second, she was no nonsense (remember how she was always trying to steer Jethro away from his stupid schemes?). Finally, she had a lot of well trained animals. I really couldn't decide which of the three was the most important. All I knew at that young age was that I wanted the show to focus more on her.

[Alice11111]

34. Yummy...and his eyes reflect intelligence

[sandensea]

11. He drained the swamp, and poured it into the cee-ment pond.

[maddiemom]

43. LOL

[OldRedneck]

12. That poor dog.

[BigBearJohn]

13. Spilled my fucking coffee laughing so hard!!

[Ohioboy]

14. You gave me a good laugh!

[George II]

15. That's perfect. Granny and Jed are the best.

[Plucketeer]

16. Lyrics

Come listen to a story bout a man named Don
He acted real back-woodsy, but that was jus' a con
Swindlin' and misogyny is what propelled this dude
cause right down to his core - this guy was really crude

A-livin' like a king with his kinfolk close at hand
He thought the title, President would suit him really grand
He colluded with the Kremlin for the nomination score
An' found himself a-walkin' thru the oval office door

[Lars39]

17. Excellent lyrics!

[montana_hazeleyes]

30. Love it!

[hedda_foil]

31. Bravo! Well done Plucketeer

[Alice11111]

35. Wow. Lyrics are good.

except now I have a brain worm

[not fooled]

56. Calling Rocky Mountain Mike...

...we have a suggestion for you!!!

He could really do it justice!

[Alice11111]

57. ...change worms

[BlancheSplanchnik]

40. ROFLLLLLLLLL!!!!

You've got a talent!

Hilarious!!!!!

[lunatica]

48. I wish I could rec this!

[calimary]

18. That's hilarious!!!

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I freakin' LOVE Jeff Sessions as Granny! HILARIOUS!!!

[MiddleClass]

19. perfecto

[progressoid]

22. Steve Bannon as Mr. Drysdale?

[maddiemom]

45. Don't forget "Miss Jane" Hathaway (Nancy Culp).

My vote, of course, goes to Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders.

[Honeycombe8]

23. Priceless! Very clever! nt

[Elwood P Dowd]

24. Outstanding! I guess Max Baer Jr is the only one still living from the original cast.

I think he is close to 80 now.

[dalton99a]

25. aka Fifth Avenue Trash

[oasis]

26. Priceless!!!

[ProudProgressiveNow]

27. K&R nt

[Soxfan58]

46. Please!

The Beverly Hillbillies were a humorous part of my chilhood. Now I'll never look at them the same again

[relayerbob]

47. One huge error

No one's actually driving!

[Duppers]

50. FANTASTIC!

One tiny observation: should be "FIRST OFFICIAL and LAST SEASON"

Where'd you find this? Your creation??? If so, you've real talent and should publish.

[lordsummerisle]

53. Made me laugh out loud n/t

[peacebuzzard]

54. Hilarious!

[peacebuzzard]

55. Cracked me up!

oops double post, but it's worth it! Love ❤️ it