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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTea party songstress Joyce Shaffer helps us all appreciate Chuggo's genius even more.
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Her song: "Takin' Back Our Country"
(Warning: Severe unintentional hilarity will occur)
I especially enjoyed the four person tea-party protest (very true to life).....in the middle of a FARM.
Seriously, who holds a tea party protest in the middle of the farm?
Oh, wait....George Orwell, Animal Farm.....I get it now. Damn Leninist pigs!
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)....President Obama wants to outlaw hopscotch on Sundays.
That is all.
GarroHorus
(1,055 posts)Oh yeah, the black guy who won the last election.
She's gonna be pissed when he wins again.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)So says Joyce Shaffer and....um....all her white friends. (Her "Afro. Amer. friend" was in the shop on the day of the video.)
Enrique
(27,461 posts)African Americans: 0.6% http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Junction,_Colorado#Demographics
It's easy to be color blind when you never see any black people.
maddezmom
(135,060 posts)Hopscotch, kites, family drives on Sundays, blue ribbons at the fair.
What the heck is letuceee?
sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)My kids still play hopscotch and they have ribbons at the fair. My wife won one last year but I think it was commie red not blue.... maybe that's what she meant?
DCKit
(18,541 posts)By Teabagger standards, that's a hell of a crowd.
sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)after 30 seconds, leaned on the old tractor and started chattin' about the crops or the weather so you have to take away style and enthusiasm points.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)...when they realized what a shitty singer she was, going on and on about hopscotch kites and such.
Fire Walk With Me
(38,893 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)(Much like she walks on the grave of American Soldiers):
That's gotta be something. You die in battle, and your eternal resting spot is desecrated by some wild eyed teabagger with a flagshirt fetish who can't sing on key.
Fire Walk With Me
(38,893 posts)AIIIIIEEEEE
HangOnKids
(4,291 posts)Do any of these nitwits have an ounce of fucking talent?
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)&feature=plcp
I challenge that assertion with her tearjerker "Tuscon" which--I shit you not--was inspired by the Gabrielle Gifford's shooting. I have no idea what the lyrics have to do with anything.
Yes, she went there.
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Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)All I know is if it was meant to be call for unity after the Giffords shooting, starting off your video with the words "9% Unemployment" superimposed over 15 year old stock footage video clips of "angry family arguing" might not be the best way to do it.
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graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Her eyes freak me out.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)Don't believe me? Check it out for yourself:
Damn Mex'cans.
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)who hacked herself to death smoking Camels.
sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)The four old dude teabaggers were hilarious. At the beginning they actually managed to hold up their signs. By the time they got about a minute in they were just standing back there chatting, I'm surprised Grandma didn't truck them out some lemonade and cookies.
And exactly when in the hell did this mythical "When Senators weren't bought" time period happen pray tell?
This one is just as funny and maybe a bit more pathetic.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)Answer:
SHE'S ROCKING WITH JESUS!
Literally!!!!! JESUS CHRIST, SON OF GOD, SAVIOR OF SOULS, COMES TO HER MOTHER FUCKING PORCH AND ROCKS ON A MOTHER FUCKING ROCKING CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh why, oh why did this lady only make six videos? I could go on all day with it....
sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)it's the Dude dude...
You're right that is more pathetic than the cute little Santorum sisters. I love all the pictures of dead people and the porch filled with presumably dead folks plus one guy in a tri-corner hat, he probably bought that for a teabagger rally.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)so I went downstairs and tossed this DVD in. It wasn't long before my bleary eyed wife is glaring at me from 1/2 down the stairs... Stop laughing so loud you're going to wake up the kids.
frylock
(34,825 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)frylock
(34,825 posts)HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)Blue Owl
(50,356 posts)n/t
Enrique
(27,461 posts)so we should "take our country back" by voting for Mitt Romney.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)....Mitt and friends are going to fold those dollar bills into kites and fly them, all while playing hopscotch after taking a Sunday drive, which will become legal again after Obama is defeated.
Monk06
(7,675 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)All she wants is for us to be able to play hopscotch, and fly kites, and for there to be no black people, and to take Sunday drives.
Who doesn't want all of those things, dammit! Well, except for the no black people part. But honestly. Under Obama, the freedom to hopscotch has been abolished. Abolished!