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skip fox

(19,359 posts)
Tue Aug 1, 2017, 09:18 AM Aug 2017

"This guy's going to be a push over!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!



Donald ("I love to hold my own hand too." ) Trump just finished saying: "And remember, John, just because you were a Marine General and your entire life has been dedicated to serving and protecting this nation, that doesn't mean you gotta stick your nose into the sewer like fake news does. . . . I mean, if you come across something that looks like my orders from Putin, that's just him playing. We do that sometimes. That's our way. . . You needn't say anything. . . . That might undermine our efforts for greater diplomacy."

John Kelly is thinking: "What have i gotten myself into?"
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"This guy's going to be a push over!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!! (Original Post) skip fox Aug 2017 OP
Kelly is thinking "I want to go back to Oz where there's color." Towlie Aug 2017 #1
lmao GallopingGhost Aug 2017 #10
"I'm gonna wear 5 stars on my shoulders!" n/t RKP5637 Aug 2017 #2
Caption Kelly: Cracklin Charlie Aug 2017 #3
John Kelly's thinking: "I hope he's washed his hands if he's gonna shake mine again with RKP5637 Aug 2017 #4
Donald is saying rock Aug 2017 #5
Finally another sexest sagging old white guy to bring a fresh air of change to my administration Johonny Aug 2017 #6
D.T. continues: skip fox Aug 2017 #7
Why is it when I envision Donald golfing I see Ted Knight in my mind? Johonny Aug 2017 #11
Caption Ennuilyn Aug 2017 #8
Kelly: ''Yes, you've a fine talent for making squishy noises with your moist palms, but ... Donkees Aug 2017 #9

RKP5637

(67,108 posts)
4. John Kelly's thinking: "I hope he's washed his hands if he's gonna shake mine again with
Tue Aug 1, 2017, 09:25 AM
Aug 2017

that weird handshake."

rock

(13,218 posts)
5. Donald is saying
Tue Aug 1, 2017, 10:41 AM
Aug 2017

"I said, for some reason, people just don't seem to like me! Why don't you open your ears, pinhead!"

Johonny

(20,851 posts)
6. Finally another sexest sagging old white guy to bring a fresh air of change to my administration
Tue Aug 1, 2017, 10:59 AM
Aug 2017

now we all don't get to nap in the big chairs right away, but we will have nap time, don't worry.

skip fox

(19,359 posts)
7. D.T. continues:
Tue Aug 1, 2017, 11:50 AM
Aug 2017

"Myself, I like to nap naked in a bed of jello. . . . The doctors said it was good for my swing."

Ennuilyn

(4 posts)
8. Caption
Tue Aug 1, 2017, 11:54 AM
Aug 2017

'(Whispering)There's a very hot new staff member right behind you..
Don't look! Don't look! Grabbed her by her p***y not a half hour ago.
I still got it John, believe me when I tell you that."

Donkees

(31,406 posts)
9. Kelly: ''Yes, you've a fine talent for making squishy noises with your moist palms, but ...
Tue Aug 1, 2017, 12:24 PM
Aug 2017

... let's get back to the topic at hand.''

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