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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"This guy's going to be a push over!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!
Donald ("I love to hold my own hand too." ) Trump just finished saying: "And remember, John, just because you were a Marine General and your entire life has been dedicated to serving and protecting this nation, that doesn't mean you gotta stick your nose into the sewer like fake news does. . . . I mean, if you come across something that looks like my orders from Putin, that's just him playing. We do that sometimes. That's our way. . . You needn't say anything. . . . That might undermine our efforts for greater diplomacy."
John Kelly is thinking: "What have i gotten myself into?"
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"This guy's going to be a push over!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Aug 2017
OP
John Kelly's thinking: "I hope he's washed his hands if he's gonna shake mine again with
RKP5637
Aug 2017
#4
Towlie
(5,324 posts)1. Kelly is thinking "I want to go back to Oz where there's color."
RKP5637
(67,108 posts)2. "I'm gonna wear 5 stars on my shoulders!" n/t
Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)3. Caption Kelly:
Make one move towards that football, and I will squash you like a bug.
RKP5637
(67,108 posts)4. John Kelly's thinking: "I hope he's washed his hands if he's gonna shake mine again with
that weird handshake."
rock
(13,218 posts)5. Donald is saying
"I said, for some reason, people just don't seem to like me! Why don't you open your ears, pinhead!"
Johonny
(20,851 posts)6. Finally another sexest sagging old white guy to bring a fresh air of change to my administration
now we all don't get to nap in the big chairs right away, but we will have nap time, don't worry.
skip fox
(19,359 posts)7. D.T. continues:
"Myself, I like to nap naked in a bed of jello. . . . The doctors said it was good for my swing."
Johonny
(20,851 posts)11. Why is it when I envision Donald golfing I see Ted Knight in my mind?
'(Whispering)There's a very hot new staff member right behind you..
Don't look! Don't look! Grabbed her by her p***y not a half hour ago.
I still got it John, believe me when I tell you that."
Donkees
(31,406 posts)9. Kelly: ''Yes, you've a fine talent for making squishy noises with your moist palms, but ...
... let's get back to the topic at hand.''