10 Baffling Romance Tips from the Sociopaths at Fox News

[Ichingcarpenter]

I thought it was a parody but its not when I read it on Cracked

Here is the Fox News Link:
http://magazine.foxnews.com/love/10-pranks-will-spice-your-relationship


her is one example tip






Cracked article link:


http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-baffling-romance-tips-from-sociopaths-at-fox-news/

[limpyhobbler]

1. awesomely dumb. I like the one about the gatorade bottles.

That's guaranteed to spice things up.

[Systematic Chaos]

2. Gotta love how half of this ignorant shit was plagiarized.

[Ichingcarpenter]

3. If my girl friend did what she suggested "She'd get her ass kicked'

I can't believe she gets paid to write that crap.

[glowing]

4. These are pranks for spicing things up? Not exactly what I would do... Guess I'm not

into pranking... More direct with what I want.

[struggle4progress]

5. And following her break-up tips can get you twenty to life!

[surrealAmerican]

6. Hilarious.

There's absolutely nothing "sexy" about any of them, and they are the sort of pranks that would only be considered funny by a four-year-old. I kept trying to picture the sort of man who would find them amusing, and coming up blank: he'd have to be a very patient idiot.


This is what happens when someone tries to fake a sense of humor. If she weren't presuming to give advice, I'd feel really sorry for her.

[LiberalLoner]

7. Seems too many right-wingers ARE that

Immature in their thinking and reasoning. Many of them come across as bratty, spoiled, lying children.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

8. The comments are surprisingly hilarious

[limpyhobbler]

9. omg everybody go back and read the comments.

[Johonny]

10. +1

[Quantess]

11. There's an old saying that goes something like

if you go around with your mouth gaping open like a gullible fool, expect to get shit kicked into it now and then.

[Ichingcarpenter]

12. She is now getting called out for plagiarism from Wonkett and Fark.

FOX NEWS ‘MAGAZINE’: YOUR RELATIONSHIP NEEDS PLAGIARIZED CHILDREN’S ARTICLES THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HUSBAND BEAT YOU







http://wonkette.com/478101/fox-news-magazine-knows-what-your-relationship-needs-plagiarized-childrens-articles-that-will-make-your-husband-beat-you

[deutsey]

13. That is one of the most painfully hilarious trainwrecks

I've seen in a while.

[Ikonoklast]

14. 11. After terrorizing your loved one for six months, plunge a steak knife into his chest!

The person that thinks those things are 'cute' or 'endearing' needs to take 100mg of Haldol before breakfast every day to keep the delusions at bay.

If a 'loved one' did stuff like that to me on a daily basis, I'd have them seek out professional help.

[ananda]

15. ROFL on the comments!

What a pile of doodoo those tips were.. but the comments were hilarious.

[Marrah_G]

16. WTF?

My guy would actually look at the list before leaving.

Whoever wrote that must date some REALLY stupid men.

[Initech]

17. Dehydrated water? Isn't that just oxygen?