White House to Begin Simultaneous Translation of Remarks into Russian
Most Presidents in recent history have taken to providing ASL translators for public remarks. According to multiple sources with links to the White House, PINO Trump is altering that practice to offer simultaneous translations of his bons mots into Russian, to better communicate with his Russian-speaking friends, both here and abroad.
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