Increase voter turnout with Tinder must get laid guarantee

[Cicada]

We old ugly fat people vote up a storm but the young people have better things to do. When I was young I really wanted to do one particular better thing and would have probably swum upside down for a mile to get to do it. So maybe the young people, those who do things like "text," "tweet," and "fuck," can give others they find hot on Tinder a "must get laid" promise for those who provide proof of voting. It would be illegal vote buying to condition the vote on voting for a specific person but going deep into my an ancient memories, I think that guarantee would have gotten me right into the voting booth.

[DetlefK]

1. Collegehumor.com tried to promote that about 10 years ago.

[marylandblue]

2. Well I am old ugly and fat too

But I'll ask if my wife will honor the deal anyway.