My fantasy is for DT to get indicted on his golf course.

[Dave Starsky]

I picture him quickly shambling over to his golf cart and driving away, a bunch of FBI agents running alongside him until he makes it to the freeway. Then--hunched over the wheel, anus mouth puckered in grim determination--he leads about 20 cop cars on a 10-mile-per-hour "chase" that is covered by skycams on all the major television networks.

You KNOW it would play out this way.

[Lindsay]

1. That would be fun

even just too see it on SNL.

[John Barcell]

2. Mine is for Mueller to get Don JR. to flip

how fitting would that be? The perfect end for Narcissus, to meet his demise by the fruit of his loins, his first born son, the one he bestowed his very name itself to.

[DesertRat]

3. I really like that scenario!

Welcome to DU.

[Doreen]

4. A fat ass white version of the O.J Simpson car chase.

[Dave Starsky]

13. A perfect bookend...

To a long career in reality TV.

[Doreen]

14. A film like that would take 1st place over and over

on Americas Funniest Videos. An even better ending would be the reason they finally caught him is because he went around a corner and his fat ass made the cart tip over.

[pokerfan]

15. This!

[Doreen]

16. Wonderful!!

One difference, with his huge ass there is no way it could go that fast.

[pokerfan]

17. Yeah, the only way he sees 40 mph

is if he drives off a cliff or something.

[KentuckyWoman]

5. My idea of what should happen to Ferret Head on the golf course

involves an accident with those big bertha golf clubs, a 5 gallon bucket of cool whip, and possibly an act of God.

[longship]

11. Not enough Cool Whip. Not enough fire ants either.

But you have the right idea about the Big Berthas and the acts of God.

Pile more on next time, huh?

[lindysalsagal]

6. Since I watch House of Cards, I actually know that the speaker of the house will inform 45's attorneys

When they know they have the votes to impeach, so that he'll resign. John Kelly will likely be the first gvmnt official 45 will tell. He'll bargain for the departure date/time and transportation, likely private helicopter.

The TV coverage will be one part Viet nam evac, one part papal conclave, one part OJ Simpson bronco chase.

[longship]

9. I believe that protocol calls for POTUS to resign to SOS.

Nixon's letter was addressed to Kissinger, the SOS.

[FSogol]

7. Can Peyton Manning be in the seat beside Trumpy just like Al Cowlings and OJ?

[longship]

8. The term is frog-marched.

You know... Willy Nilly. (Which means "willingly or not willingly&quot .

[SonofDonald]

10. What I want to see is....

It being placed in the back seat of a car.

Without a hand on his head......

[Blue Owl]

12. During the solar eclipse