Need a laugh?

[malaise]

Barack Obama, the English Queen and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell. While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally Obama gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Obama got to call USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies: "Since Trump took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

[kairos12]

1. Outstanding!!

[FM123]

2. Thank you, sure needed that laugh 😀 especially on a news night like this....

[mountain grammy]

3. Good night, malaise

I'm laughing. Thanks

[malaise]

4. Hehehehehhe

One of my sisters sent it

[MBS]

5. Thanks, great joke, I really needed the laugh today!! n/t

[Marie Marie]

6. Needed and appreciated...

Thank you for the big smile!

[spanone]

7. Bwahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

[malaise]

9. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

back at you for that cute baby rofl:

[ProudLib72]

8. I'm angry with you now

You can't say things like Obama is going to hell. You'd better watch out or you'll get kicked out of the party!

[malaise]

11. I had some doubts about that part

but since I don't believe any of that stuff, the laugh was worth it

[tblue37]

19. Make it Cheney. It would still be a local call. nt

[malaise]

21. Wouldn't work

[wryter2000]

26. Yeah it would

A great joke, honest. But I think Putin, Kim Jong Un, and Cheney would be better. I can picture all of them in hell.

[malaise]

29. You'd llike Cheney to get cheap calls?

I know I wish they had done it some other way - but not that war criminal

[wryter2000]

40. I like your joke the way it is

I just didn't think Obama would be in hell. But it's great the way it is.

[malaise]

41. LOL

It's not mine - one of my sisters sent it. I loved it

[irisblue]

10. ::snort::

[dixiegrrrrl]

12. heee heee

Thanks for the chuckle, my dear.

[Liberal Jesus Freak]

13. Bless you!

Really really really needed that laugh

[raven mad]

14. STOLEN!

[WinstonSmith4740]

15. Now I can't wait to get to work tomorrow!

[Stonepounder]

16. Sorry, it hit too close to home for me to get a really good chuckle out of it.

[Doreen]

17. That was hilarious. I almost peed myself.

[burrowowl]

18. LOL!!!!!

[calimary]

20. That's a good one!

Is that gallows humor? Pretty doggone clever, too! Much needed on what I'm "affectionately" calling "a Day of Dread."

Day of Dread, Day of Drolleries.

[niyad]

22. (((((((((malaise))))))) that was desperately needed--and brilliantly done!!

[lunatica]

23. LOL!

Thanks! I needed that!

[Vinca]

24. Thanks. We so needed that . . .

[H2O Man]

25. Recommended.

Thank you for this!

[blueinredohio]

27. Funny ,made my day

[Lint Head]

28. Must share!

[Achilleaze]

30. k & r

Malaise - Stephen Colbert is looking for you, has a plum job offering as Joke-Meister-in-Chief

[trueblue2007]

31. President Obama would not be going to Hell.

[malaise]

32. Isn't he in the Con's America?

That's close enough.

[VigilantG]

33. That was great!

[flying-skeleton]

34. HOW IN THE WORLD WOULD OBAMA BE IN HELL ???

[malaise]

36. Hell is make believe -

enjoy a laugh

[lordsummerisle]

35. k&r n/t

[Kurovski]

37. Excellent

Well done comrade!

Can I still say that, or will I get called before The House Un-American Activities Committee?

[malaise]

39. Hi there my beloved Comrade

Long time no see - of course you can say that

[SammyWinstonJack]

38. Ha!