Let us pray for fire and fury.

[skip fox]

Amen.

[Docreed2003]

1. Now pass the covfefe...

[Glorfindel]

2. A prayer from "A Canticle for Leibowitz," by Walter J. Miller, Jr.

I think it's quite appropriate at this time, all things considered:

"From the lightning and the tempest,
O Lord, deliver us.
From the scourge of the earthquake,
O Lord, deliver us.
From plague, famine, and war,
O Lord, deliver us.
From the place of ground zero,
O Lord, deliver us.
From the rain of the cobalt,
O Lord, deliver us.
From the rain of the strontium,
O Lord, deliver us.
From the fall of the cesium,
O Lord, deliver us.
From the curse of the Fallout,
O Lord, deliver us.
From the begetting of monsters,
O Lord, deliver us.
From the curse of the Misborn,
O Lord deliver us."

"The princes, putting the words of their wise men to naught, thought each to himself: If I but strike quickly enough, and in secret, I shall destroy these others in their sleep, and there will be none to fight back; the earth shall be mine. Such was the folly of princes, and there followed the Flame Deluge."

Same source; it's quite a good book.

[skip fox]

3. Nice.

From the picture it appears Trump thinks shutting his eyes and fat yap for ten seconds is praying.

[Baclava]

4. Doomsday businesses will be booming!

Talk to your Vault Tec rep today!

[maveric]

5. Gimme me a Fucken Break!

Sickening.