In the middle of a world crisis, a schoolyard spat. #Refreshing. . Come CAPTION Donald and Mitch!!!

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Donald ("I've got a heart big as a blow-up sex doll's" ) Trump is saying: "That turtle-humping, adult-diaper wearing, sad-sack loser, couldn't do squat. . . . All he can do is call names. . . . I hear he hasn't been able to get it up, much less amount to something serious, if you know what I mean, for decades. . . . Decades!"

Mitch ("I can't sleep" ) McConnell is saying: "This has got to be a gag. . . . Nobody's karma is this bad. . . . Damn!!! . . .Hell's going to be a b*tch!"





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Above CAPTION based on current (8.19.17) disaffection as covered in The Washington Post:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-steps-up-attacks-on-mcconnell-for-failure-on-health-care-reform/2017/08/10/a3d49d1e-7dbf-11e7-9d08-b79f191668ed_story.html?utm_term=.218df0dbd335

[Achilleaze]

1. Is Itchy Mitchy also gourmet golfing at taxpayer expense?

Like Comrade Casino, the republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief?

Republicans love to squander our hard-earned tax dollars on gourmet golf for themselves, their republican fat-cat cronies, and russian money-mob comrades.

So one would not be surprised to learn that this republican Poo-Fling Twit Fest is being conducted from exclusive gilded private republican gourmet golf estates, while being funded by our tax dollars.

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2. They continue:

Donald Trump is saying, "And another thing, he whines all of the time."

Mitch McConnell is saying: "I don't know what he meeeeans. . . . He's so naaasty!"

[Johonny]

3. Trump, "We are going to come down on our enemies with fire and fury like never been seen before.

I've been talking to my generals and they love me. They told me that some people say that we have the best, strongest, and best nuclear weapons since the Roman empire and that was a long time ago. That's pretty impressive. We will use them to smite our enemies and possibly kill everyone on Guam too. Forget it Guam your time has come. But mostly, we will bomb Mitch McConnell. We will destroy him, bigly. Mitch you're not a team player and when you don't play on my team, I bomb you. It's that simple. The poll have spoken and they say bomb stuff. So I'll grab those polls by the pussy and bomb things. I will bomb you Mitch. I will bomb you long, hard, and long. There will be bombs. Lot's of beautiful bombs. Made in America bombs. And when I'm done bombing I will re-tweet so many polls showing that the voters love bombs, like you wouldn't believe, that you will bow down to me, Mitch. You, and then one day your heirs."

Mitch, "And next up on the agenda, tax policy. I'm sure there's a lot of common ground between the White House and congress to get this done...did he just say he'd bomb me? Oh crap, there goes any chance of a tax bill. I guess we can hope to pass the budget. I mean he won't do anything crazy to delay that."