What will all the anti-science morons have to say when the eclipse happens on

[malaise]

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August 21. After all (as I heard a scientist say) it is the scientists who predict these phenomena.

[RKP5637]

1. It's the end of the world and our god is taking us away! Spaceship arriving anytime now! Many will

just float to heaven.

[malaise]

4. But the scientists still told them when it would occur

and that is when it will occur.

[Glorfindel]

2. It's an illusion created by Satan to mislead the masses and lead them into sin.

Don't be fooled! The earth is flat and only 6,000 years old!

[FLPanhandle]

3. "The turtle got in front of the sun"

[malaise]

5. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Move Mitch move

[gratuitous]

6. This question occurs to me, too

For all the flat-earth, young earth, God did it, nincompoops out there, what do they have to say when the duration and path of the solar eclipse is timed out right to the second as it crosses the continent? Is it just a series of really lucky guesses for them? Do they wonder why solar eclipses never happen at night? Are they baffled that solar eclipses never happen during a full moon?

[WinkyDink]

7. An observed phenomenon does not depend on scientists.

[malaise]

9. Correct - but the prediction of its date, time and location does

depend on scientists.

[WinkyDink]

12. Or....Stonehenge! 😁

[malaise]

14. This one?

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/10/541583064/as-eclipse-madness-sweeps-u-s-a-stonehenge-made-of-cars-prepares

[WinkyDink]

17. Whoa! Duuuude! Awe. Some. You know who built this, right? Those damn dirty apes!

[malaise]

18. Hehehehehehe

Of course

[L. Coyote]

8. Flat Earthers are organizing an expedition to photograph the edge as we speak.

Sometimes you just have to ask the right questions, "Why hasn't anyone gone to the edge yet?"
What say we start a GoFundieMe? See how much bread and wine we can miraculously produce.

[malaise]

10. Nice

Thanks bro

[dalton99a]

11. +1

[LeftInTX]

13. Go to YouTube

You will see a bunch of them saying that it proves that the "Earth is flat". They say that eclipses were predicted long before the "earth is round" theory.

Seriously, there are some crazy eclipse videos out there.

[eyeofnewt]

15. The eclipse

Will have been caused by Obama, part of some sort of diabolical liberal plot to keep people in the dark about his agenda

[In_The_Wind]

16. It's a sign from god.

[Shandris]

20. Ahem. I saw this on 4chan the other day, here's we go!

Now, DU requires links so I linked to the first one I found (interesting things going on with Google....when I typed in Revelation 12 sign .gif, I got a whole screen of this image on the 'Found in Google Images' link. HOWEVER, clicking on the 'Images' link up top reveals......

NONE OF THEM.

Fascinating. Google is as untrustworthy as always, the kerfluffle from 2 days ago notwithstanding.

Anywho, moving on, here's the link! Sure enough, it's a 'sign from god'. Apparently the one we've all been waiting for (except for the last five hundred or so times it was 'the one', natch)!

http://imgur.com/sgGYWog

Don't buy TOOOOO much Reynold's Wrap, there's a limit on how much can be returned at once.

[hatrack]

19. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! DEMONS ARE EATING THE SUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!

Seriously, this country is intellectually disintegrating, and I expect to see people clawing at their faces on the 21st.

[ProudLib72]

21. It's obviously Fenrir breaking loose and eating the sun

Don't these people still believe in the Norse legends?

[L. Coyote]

22. Neil deGrasse Tyson:

Link to tweet

[malaise]

23. Beautiful

Thanks