Leaked Agenda for Camp David Meeting Tomorrow

[MineralMan]

An Intervention in Time

I. Introduction, "Why We're All Here" - Delivered by General Kelly
II. Airing of Grievances, "What You Did, Sir" - Presented individually by cabinet members
III. Calling to Account, "What Have You to Say For Yourself, Sir?" - Open Mic for President
IV. Payment on Receipt, "The Only Available Solution" - Proposal by V.P. Pence
V. Discussion of Terms, "Pardons & Other Concessions" - Inspirational Reading by Attorney General Sessions
VI. Negotiations, "Art of the Deal" - Roundtable Discussion
VII. Options Available, "Amendment 25 or Resignation?" - PINO's Dilemma
VIII. Benediction, "It's Over Now" - Song performed by 112
IX. Swearing & Oaths - "Change Happens" - Administered by surprise guest, Chief Justice Roberts
X. Press Conference "Meet Your New President" - Conducted by Mike Pence
XI. Final Journey - "Leaving on a Jet Plane" - Donald Trump sails away into the sunset...
XII. Refreshments - "Having a Party Party" - Catered on Cabin Porch - Hosted Bar

[Achilleaze]

1. XII republican marching orders - Pootee Poot (RR*)

* russian republian

[Gothmog]

2. You may be right

[dalton99a]

3. Ia. Leader Worship, "The Things I Love So Much About President Trump" - Delivered by every attendee

[monmouth4]

4. It could happen, doubt it would be this organized or civil, but it could happen. Here's hoping. nt

[FSogol]

5. I found a photo of tomorrow's meeting:

[MineralMan]

6. Oh, Snap!

[lindysalsagal]

10. WINNER

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. I doubt that Pence would allow a hosted bar.

Otherwise, spot on.

[MineralMan]

11. Well, maybe he'll cater to the others, just this once.

It is a celebration, after all.

[d_r]

8. What might happen

Everyone there sticks to the script: "congratulations, sir, that was an amazing eight years. You'll go down in history as the best president ever. I know it is getting a little hard to remember everything, but the way you defeated north Korea and the Muslim's was amazing. And the wanton humiliated Obama and Hillary, just amazing sir. So glad we could be a part of it."

[lindysalsagal]

9. More like:

1. Festivus Dinner: Meatloaf, and chawlette cayke
2. Festivus pole (Insert Ivanka joke here)
3. Airing of Grievances (No one left who argues with him so skip it.)
4. Feats of Strength (Maybe next year)
5. Festivus miracles (Pense laughs, reflexively)