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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums****Official DU Rapture Thread****
Post here about people who were raptured during the eclipse. But let's keep it real and only post about folks you actually witnessed being raptured. Keep the 2nd and 3rd party accounts to fake news sites.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,633 posts)ADX
(1,622 posts)Cirque du So-What
(25,988 posts)the hole-y one
demmiblue
(36,896 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,633 posts)True Dough
(17,331 posts)Otherwise he couldn't get his feet in them!
malaise
(269,182 posts)bluecollar2
(3,622 posts)Appeared in my laundry hamper this afternoon....
AwakeAtLast
(14,134 posts)hlthe2b
(102,378 posts)dark. Few clouds in the sky, so if you didn't know something was going on and had glasses in hand, I doubt one would even look up.
Still, through my much valued eclipse glasses, it did look good at maximat coverage (11:46 AM MT)
PS, I put my precious pup in the basement, just to be sure. Better go check to see if she was raptured... Dogs are the BEST of us, afterall.
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)I like to think I'm pretty good but I'll never be as good as any dog I've known.
Warpy
(111,354 posts)They're all still out there, so the rupture was a bust around here.
madamesilverspurs
(15,809 posts)so I watched the people watching the eclipse from the Safeway parking lot that was nearly devoid of cars. It wasn't dark out, but it was a kind of murky weird light. Anyway, turns out that an eclipse is a great time to shop, no lines at the checkout, woohoo!
I was in NYC during an eclipse in the '70s, couldn't get over the people standing in the streets and looking up at the sun, many without any kind of eye protection. And quite a few of them walked into walls afterward.
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marylandblue
(12,344 posts)alfie
(522 posts)She followed me outside, I turned my back and she was gone, just like that...gone! I looked everywhere. Neighbors hadn't seen her, nothing. I drove around looking for her, came back and there she was. Said it was not exciting enough for her to stay so came back. Sigh.
sunonmars
(8,656 posts)alfie
(522 posts)Should have lasted longer, the diamond ring effect was awesome! Unfortunately my Trumpy neighbor was still out there. Can't get a break.
Kaleva
(36,354 posts)Clear skies an hour ago. Bummer.
mwooldri
(10,303 posts)Now there is some suspicion that they're outside at the (rainy) eclipse viewing party. But they could have been raptured.... Who knows? All I know is going to be busy with just me answering the phones...
cwydro
(51,308 posts)I know that call center lol.
mwooldri
(10,303 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)I used to work at one of them.
underpants
(182,890 posts)About an hour ago
sunonmars
(8,656 posts)cyclonefence
(4,483 posts)DURHAM D
(32,611 posts)sticker that says "This car will not have a driver when the Rapture comes"
Just a few minutes until Totality. Not sure how to make the title transfer on the Mercedes once they disappear. Maybe the "abandoned vehicle" thing will work.
kcdoug1
(222 posts)probed and immediately returned.... assholes!
Renew Deal
(81,875 posts)I remember the rapture madness from a few years ago. Still laughing about that.
Lunabell
(6,111 posts)I wish they'd just leave the planet to those of us who actually care.
southerncrone
(5,506 posts)nolabear
(41,991 posts)Honestly, it was freakin' awe inspiring.
some of my neighbors didn't go
i am pissed
just saw one at his mailbox wearing his MAGA hat
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)NCjack
(10,279 posts)womanofthehills
(8,774 posts)Be prepared:
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)hamsterjill
(15,224 posts)n/t
Mr. Ected
(9,670 posts)Luckily it didn't hurt and it was over in a couple of minutes.
IronLionZion
(45,534 posts)which explains a lot about him. Not that he needs it.
wryter2000
(46,082 posts)I'm speaking to you sitting on the other side of Jesus from God. I have to say the internet connection is really fast up here.
Solly Mack
(90,787 posts)SCantiGOP
(13,874 posts)It's all true; I've been reunited with my foreskin.
rurallib
(62,450 posts)can't wait until I get mine back
keithbvadu2
(36,926 posts)Doomsday ministry scrubs end of world predictions from website
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Donkees
(31,464 posts)SCantiGOP
(13,874 posts)...at Cheeses of Nazareth ??
NCjack
(10,279 posts)Hassin Bin Sober
(26,343 posts)Sancho
(9,070 posts)...maybe we'll have a hurricane next week take aim at Mar A Largo...
Danmel
(4,926 posts)Witnessed totality which I have to say was truly awe inspiring. Wasn't raptured but it was rapturous.
I actually cried when it went dark.
sarisataka
(18,774 posts)I'll bring home some flowers to the Mrs and see if I can get raptured tonight.
MLAA
(17,330 posts)sarisataka
(18,774 posts)MLAA
(17,330 posts)world wide wally
(21,755 posts)LanternWaste
(37,748 posts)A nice distraction from the daily "Trump Administration Setting Scenario To Declare Martial Law", "when will the left/right civil war begin?", "when will Democrats be deported to another planet" type posts I read in GD every day or two.
bottomofthehill
(8,348 posts)liberalmuse
(18,672 posts)An entire can!
jpak
(41,759 posts)But no - my man sins......
Roy Rolling
(6,936 posts)More science than religion here at DU. But Republicans have made Christianity their "brand" to the exclusions of all other faiths---including atheists. And that's why we call them bigots, close-minded, and morons.
If Democrats want to make Atheism their "brand", then democrats will suffer the same rejection by reasonable people as Republicans have with their religious cheerleading for their favorite religious faith.
I just want religion OUT of my political party and why I caucus and support democrats. I want *all* religions out, and that includes Atheism and atheistic sympathizers. The thread is hilarious, but think about it. Do we want to become just like Republicans and cheer a specific brand of religious faith?
Doreen
(11,686 posts)He is still here....damn it.
Best_man23
(4,907 posts)Sadly, it didn't come back full again.
AngryAmish
(25,704 posts)Eclipse beach party with the beautiful people. Seriously, most people on the beach were beautiful. My fat drunk ass stood out.
Amaryllis
(9,525 posts)raven mad
(4,940 posts)I am willing to bet Bible Baptist Church (who are NOT Christians - they believe like sTrumpet, only when it suits their agenda) is still pretty full, too.
When it stops raining, I'll go check out the area, see if there are cars or motorcycles left over from those who went.......... also, if their cabins are intact? Y'all come on up! Free rent!
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)parkia00
(572 posts)It was big and it hurt.