"I put the ALPHA in MALE!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Why can't people see what I can see" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, I know some really tough guys, and I mean rough characters, who wouldn't stand for this Hurricane Happy Andy or whatever for two minutes. . . . They'd just fix it."

[smirkymonkey]

1. Can anyone take this clown seriously with those stubby little fingers?

He's such a joke!

[tymorial]

2. Watch it! I have stubby fingers

And I manage to play Liszt and Rachmaninoff just fine thank you.

Oh and Donald Trump is an asshole.



The piano thing was an inside joke to a friend

[smirkymonkey]

3. LOL! Trump probably thinks that Liszt and Rachmaninoff are brands

of Vodka. And yes, Donald Trump is an asshole.

[tymorial]

10. Well if I typed Chopin he would have been right

For the first time in his goddamn life.

[underpants]

4. Pardon me while I mime Sheriff Joe in jail. Ooh I can't get out. It's like I'm in a box.

[skip fox]

5. D.T. is saying:

"Every time I try to channel Sheriff Joe I get another stroke."

[Joe Fields]

6. "Oh my God, I just saw a Mexican!"

[Joe Fields]

7. "Look ma, no hands."

[Donkees]

8. Put your hands up. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used ...

... against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.

[chelsea0011]

9. Listen to this fart. It is really the biggest one ever in history. I am just saying.