Mar-a-Lago charity cancellations are fake news

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To: Mar-a-Lago staff
From: DJT

Subject: Upcoming bookings at the club

Please note the following changes to our schedule for next season, which is no reflection of the terrific job we all have been doing— especially me — to make Mar-a-Lago and America great again.

The American Cancer Society event for 2018 has been canceled due to inclement weather.

The Cleveland Clinic’s annual fundraiser and gala will be held elsewhere due to failings of Obamacare, which is collapsing miserably, buh-lieve me.

The American Friends of Magen David Adom, which raises money for Israel’s equivalent of the Red Cross, will not be joining us as previously scheduled next year due to radical Islamic terrorism.
Yes, I said those three words. A lot of people are thanking me for that.

Also, please scratch The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society in New York from the schedule. I hear the reason is they expect a cure before the end of the year. That’s what I’m hearing.
They’re great people, the leukemia people. And they love me. But they’re saying, “Donald, we desperately want to have an event at your club, but how could we with a cure? It changes the whole ballgame.” Sad!

The Palm Beach Zoo won’t be having their event at the club either. Which is fine by me. I like the animals that aren’t captured.

The American Red Cross told me they would really love to have their event at Mar-a-Lago next year, too. But I turned them down. Their breath has been very bad in the past.

Unfortunately, we also had to remove The Dana Farber Cancer Institute event from our calendar next year because it conflicts with a dinner I had scheduled with my advisers — Sean Hannity and the cast from Fox & Friends.

By Frank Cerabino - Palm Beach Post Staff Writer
http://www.mypalmbeachpost.com/news/cerabino-mar-lago-charity-cancellations-are-fake-news/6vIZ6c5UZqJjx3qSDHwjtM/

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2. Belongs on Trump's forehead and soul

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3. One does one's best.

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4. It's hitting him where it really hurts -- his pride.

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