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(27,115 posts)spanone
(135,831 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)thats gotta hurt
HipChick
(25,485 posts)Will have to wait till after that...and dinner too...need enough time for food to digest...going to my fav Cuban diner
malaise
(268,980 posts)which is as close as you'll get to the effin' bullshit rapture. Enjoy your evening.
I wonder which of the sheeple handed over the bank accounts for safe keeping?
HipChick
(25,485 posts)Folks were turning over family land, retirement, money, homes etc....they were going to build a communal center etc...Fortunately I was pushed out, as I was poor and too young to know any better, I was away from my family and just looking to belong..to something..
It felt very like a cult...but I do see how the brain washing happens..
malaise
(268,980 posts)Good thing they pushed you out
tazkcmo
(7,300 posts)I had tickets for Carlin, twice. Both times he cancelled. He was allergic to El Paso, I guess.
Mr. Ected
(9,670 posts)So no, I'm definitely in the not-raptured-yet group. Checking with my European friends now. Their rapture would've come about 6 hours ago.
TEB
(12,842 posts)Locrian
(4,522 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,490 posts)MontanaMama
(23,314 posts)Guess I'm destined for laundry and a run to Costco today.
kydo
(2,679 posts)I got kicked out of my church after dotard worked with Mother Russia to steal the election. Fucking traitor.
Anyhow, since then I went from devout catholic, to a pagan loving heathen, who hangs out with Muslims and gay people forcing everyone to have abortions everyday, smoking weed, watching unicorns fly, (cause of my evil spells, I am a witch, bday 10/30 = witch, why I ever tried to be a catholic is beyond me.), chanting, All Hail Satan!
Is bacon included with the pancakes?
sarah FAILIN
(2,857 posts)Pancakes are not pancakes if you don't have bacon...
safeinOhio
(32,675 posts)They believe there is only one Breakfast and that is Pan-cake.
sarah FAILIN
(2,857 posts)But isn't there a sect that believes all meals are the same meal and they are all Pan-cake? Pan-cake for all meals sounds good if they all have bacon.
kydo
(2,679 posts)BACON.
anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)sarah FAILIN
(2,857 posts)That is making my mouth water. We are getting a new eatery called "I Love Bacon" and I can't wait. They say it started as a food truck and is moving into a food hall in our town which is going to be like a food court without the mall attached.
I want some of the crispy pieces in the pic above dipped in chocolate. That would be so good.
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)kydo
(2,679 posts)I would have still made bacon. Yes, even with the sausage, (which I love almost as much as bacon). Bacon is just so good. Sadly after I had my first kid my body doesn't do eggs well. Which sucks because I love eggs. But the upside, unlimited amounts of bacon. Being a heathen is so awesome. I can eat bacon and eat it on fridays and not care.
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)kydo
(2,679 posts)malaise
(268,980 posts)tazkcmo
(7,300 posts)for tree hugging. Must not forget the tree hugging.
SamKnause
(13,102 posts)Republicans or fake Christians that would like to be raptured.
Is their a location that they are all meeting at ???
I would like to offer them transportation.
GoneOffShore
(17,339 posts)But that's all.
And some excellent food.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)It was a kind of rapture, I guess.
Mc Mike
(9,114 posts)And it'll be like heaven on earth without the raptured around.
wryter2000
(46,040 posts)I haven't put on clean underwear yet.
anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)never been a part of Catholicism or mainline Protestantism -- it was a fad in 19th century American evangelical circles, and for some of them it still is relevant even though obviously every predicted date has come and gone.
We had a few nutjob relatives who firmly believed that the rapture would happen and Jesus would sail away into outer space with them as "these are surely the end times" (said in different decades of course). They all firmly believed it until (and including) the day they died. Every generation seems to produce new believers who seem to think yet they'll be the special ones.
dembotoz
(16,802 posts)underpants
(182,796 posts)mercuryblues
(14,531 posts)can I still get pancakes?
nolabear
(41,960 posts)Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)Inflate them with helium, and let them go over some jerkwater red-state town.
lindysalsagal
(20,680 posts)LongTomH
(8,636 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)OnDoutside
(19,956 posts)Warpy
(111,255 posts)so if I don't run into any pious assholes, I'll let you know the Rupture has happened and we're finally rid of the lot of them.
roamer65
(36,745 posts)Then if people like Bakker, Hagee and Robertson are going...I'll stay right here thank you very much.
jpak
(41,757 posts)onethatcares
(16,168 posts)be lifted.
jpak
(41,757 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)Gothmog
(145,195 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Still here.
Laffy Kat
(16,377 posts)She's either raptured or hiding in my bedroom closet.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Iggo
(47,552 posts)If there's a rapture, I ain't goin'.
And if it's all bullshit, nobody is.
So I either get a bunch of cool free stuff later, or it's biz like the yoozh.
Achilleaze
(15,543 posts)Been nice, more or less, jammin wit y'all.
See you in Valhalla.
Xolodno
(6,390 posts)If I get raptured, the toilet is coming with me.
sarisataka
(18,639 posts)It's our anniversary so we started the day with some rapture. Since it was early I might get lucky and get raptured twice in one day
PJMcK
(22,035 posts)Dammit, sarisataka, you beat me to it! Your post was all the way at the end of the thread and I wanted to write it first.
Anyhow, may the raptures continue for each of us!
sarisataka
(18,639 posts)VOX
(22,976 posts)And that date was a sentimental pick, as it also was the anniversary of our first date.
Happy anniversary, sarisataka!
Wounded Bear
(58,649 posts)Maybe after the Super Bowl. I think my guys might be in.
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)I think it's a sign!
MLAA
(17,288 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,680 posts)I started. Pretty sure this isn't heaven: too hot to sleep.. Oh, wait....DAMN!
Cadfael
(1,297 posts)ThoughtCriminal
(14,047 posts)Armageddon tired of waiting for the Apocalypse!
krispos42
(49,445 posts)I was raptured but I have a fear of height. So I'm just sort of hovering about 8 feet up.
JHB
(37,160 posts)Pancakes beat it all to Hell, which actually has a decent, if overly-spicy, menu.
Solly Mack
(90,764 posts)Hekate
(90,674 posts)Meanwhile, can I have some pancakes?