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rustydog

(9,186 posts)
Tue Jul 17, 2012, 03:14 PM Jul 2012

Dear Tea-Baggers,

I have this question for you that I truly hope you can answer so that I can get some sleep at night.

This issue of Barack HUSSEIN Obama not being an American-Born colored person is very bothersome to you to the point you have a borderline-insane attorney named Orly who ran for office on the birth-certificate hue and cry. "The Donald" made a few bucks pretending to run for office on the "Birther" issue.

How in the world did this "illegal immigrant" (not even an anchor baby!) rise to occupy the white house?

His single mother was one cunning woman.

How was she able to give birth in Africa, smuggle little Barack HUSSEIN Obama into America, find doctors willing to forge documents and place them in a FORGED medical record for Barack HUSSEIN Obama in a hospital…because she KNEW Barack HUSSEIN Obama would run for president one day and people would be clamboring for his birth certificate?

I thought that what with the Republican party’s deep-rooted hatred of Barack HUSSEIN Obama, their vow to make him fail in his bid for the white house, and their subsequent oath to make sure his presidency failed, would have produced the proof this man is not an American citizen by new.

Man, Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s mother must have been a friggin’ genius!

One would think: with Donald Trump’s thousands upon thousands of dollars at his disposal (being a thousand-aire and all that) he would have financed a detective looking into this issue, that billionaire GOP supporters Stewart Rahr or Sheldon Adelson (Who has given upwards of TEN MILLION DOLLARS to unseat Obama) would have dug up the “dirt” by now.
You know, fucking proof!

Tea Baggers, You need to stop your wild pipe dream of proving an American-born black man is not an American Citizen. happy to tell you this: Barack Obama is your President. And Mine and every other person in America.

You need to stop this charade now and go back to drooling at sexy photos of your cousins at the family picnic.

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Dear Tea-Baggers, (Original Post) rustydog Jul 2012 OP
Pictured: Obama's mother Erose999 Jul 2012 #1
Oh, snap ! yesphan Jul 2012 #2
Simple, she used Romney's Wayback Machine after returning fromt he dead... rfranklin Jul 2012 #3
Romney wayback machine!!! rustydog Jul 2012 #4
LOL. nc4bo Jul 2012 #5
Right On. EarthGurl2012 Jul 2012 #6
Hello?? Obviously Obama was born in Hawaii retroactively! progressivebydesign Jul 2012 #7
 

rfranklin

(13,200 posts)
3. Simple, she used Romney's Wayback Machine after returning fromt he dead...
Tue Jul 17, 2012, 03:27 PM
Jul 2012

It was a retroactive birth. Makes sense doesn't it?

EarthGurl2012

(80 posts)
6. Right On.
Tue Jul 17, 2012, 03:35 PM
Jul 2012

and Mahalo

Cee Lo Green's "Forget You" running thru my head,

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progressivebydesign

(19,458 posts)
7. Hello?? Obviously Obama was born in Hawaii retroactively!
Tue Jul 17, 2012, 03:37 PM
Jul 2012

Of course, there was also that birth announcement in the newspaper, which was also done retroactively in the wayback machine.

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