Tear me off some. Please come CAPTION Mitt (more conscious than a coma) Romney!!!

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Mitt (making eye contact with the void) Romney is saying: "Listen up, people. . . . The Republican Party is not for the rich, but for those who want to be rich! . . . That's a big difference. . . It's for people who want wealth and power and are willing to do what it takes, at whatever cost . . . . For people who don't want to be listening to a boss yelling about productivity or a business partner worried about regulations or displaced communities. . . . It's for those who can think clearly and not with their fickle emotions and compassion. . . . The best compassion, anyway, is the kind money can buy, . . . and money can buy anything!!!"

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1. "After all, money is it's own reward. . . . Everyone knows that."

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2. "I've go my tax returns ready for ya! . . . They're

right beside my 'Truth in Government Agreement,' and just under my 'Total Transparency Pledge,' and right on top of 'I don't give a freaking piss about what you think.' . . . There, chew on that one!"