Who do you believe? Me or every fiber of your being? Please come CAPTION Charles Krauthammer!!!

[skip fox]

Charles (don't disturb my elegant theories with your dirty facts) Krauthammer is saying, "Look, Obama's supporters have only one think in common: they don't know anything! . . . There was a study by the American Neo-Con Society that proved that unequivocally. . . . Further, the study showed they have no logical powers, no ability to survive on their own, no common much less advanced sense, . . . not much going on in the cranium-department, period. . . . They're barely sentient!"

[SoutherDem]

1. I had to read the text 3 times

I thought it was about the Republicans.

[deutsey]

3. It is...it's called projection

They're very good at that.

[democrat_patriot]

2. "Before I go on, can you hook the air hose back up? My eyes are sucking back into my head again"

"I'm about to fold in on myself and become a supernova"

[Bonhomme Richard]

4. If you put a hood on him he would look like......

the Emperor in the Star Wars Trilogy. If wickedness ever presented itself in someones face it would be his. Wherever he got the bitterness from it is eating him alive.

[The Blue Flower]

7. My daughter met him

I didn't realize he's been wheelchair bound ever since a sport-related accident years ago. After she told me that, I stopped judging him by his appearance. His politics still suck, though.

Oh, and she told him she never watches Fox. He laughed and said that was probably a good thing.

[alfredo]

5. No, I am not Mr Bean. Quit calling me that.

Edited to add Mr Bean

[hatrack]

6. "Rrrrrrr . . . I am Imhotep, Immortal Pharoah of Upper and . . . rrrrrrr . . . . Egypt! Bow down!

Rrrrrrrrrr . . . . nine tanna leaves! Rrrrrrrrrrr . . . must have . . . elixir of . . . . rrrrrrrrr . . . immortality.

[Bluerthanblue]

8. I hate to say this-

because it is cruel, but Mr. Krauthammer is not one to be questioning other peoples ability to survive on their own.

He has always come across to me as a bitter, frustrated, angry man- who has to cope with a disibility which cannot be easy or comfortable, but who never seems to have a positive, encouraging or kind word to say about much of anything.