As someone who's big on boxing, I'm loving how Dems are pounding the shit out of Romney

[MrScorpio]

Two men in the ring, gloves on and the bell rings…

We're finally left-crossing and upper-cutting the Republicans bloody. No one likes a loser, hence Romney's own fans are booing his ass.

Rock 'em, Sock 'em, baby!

I won't be happy until Mittens is on the mat with canaries circling over his noggin!

[Kalidurga]

1. I like how Republicans are pounding the shit out of him, better.

McCain saying Palin was a better candidate.

18 Republicans asking for his tax returns.

GW giving him his endorsement.

Pawlenty says no thanks to VP slot.

His top adviser says he retired retroactively.

[HooptieWagon]

6. Pawlenty turned him down?

Damn, that blow had to hurt.

[hifiguy]

10. Wow, that is a wet, tuba fart in Mittens' face.

Timmeh the Tool has been shamelessly groveling for the VP slot for five years now.

[HooptieWagon]

11. I dont know if thats correct.

Poster I was responding to mentioned it, but I havent seen it in news.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

2. "Float like dogshit, stink like pee, that's the greatness of Mitt Romney"

[uponit7771]

4. +1

[kentuck]

7. Did you just make that up!

[uponit7771]

3. Obama has a stiff left that's hits harder than a light heavy weight usually does but his set up via

...jabs usually takes longer than most fans like to see..

But man when it comes his opponent is done

Bamb, right through a tucked chinned defense on the nose...VERY hard to defend.

rMoney on the other hand went into the ring not covering his chin thinking he could outlast Obama's straight left by dodging jabs for 4 rounds...

rMoney is cut ON TOP of his right eye right now and the ref is asking if he should go on...


I like boxing too...

[longship]

5. I've been seeing the rope-a-dope all over Obama's campaign.

It's like he has Muhammed Ali as a campaign strategist.

BTW, Harry Reid is a former Golden Gloves. He knows the rope-a-dope, too.

[abolugi]

8. Someone said the other day

he is getting "painted" with blood from a thousand fast jabs.
I loved that analogy!

[BOG PERSON]

9. i'm sort of confused at seeing the constant use of physical-violence metaphors

for something as sterile and viscera-free as US electoral politics. tbh

[MrScorpio]

12. Politics is a sport in a lot of ways

It's a sad fact of life that something that's so important to all of is treated as such. But gaming is one way that human beings determines the direction that it takes.

Boxing is another sport and yes, there is a physical aspect to it. But it has RULES. It's not like two boxers are trying to kill each other in a back alley.

And I have to point out that his you think that politics is sterile, you haven't been paying attention. Politics is life and death.

[kentuck]

13. Obama has Romney trapped in the corner!

He lands a hard shot to the ribs of Romney... Romney loses his mouthpiece! Obama lands a hard right to the side of the head! Romney is staggering! Obama lands another hard left-right combination to the head of the challenger! Romney is trying to cover up...Obama lands a jarring left hook to the chin of Romney! Romney is down! He fell on his face after that awful pummeling by Obama. The doctors are in the ring. We hope he is OK...

[Kalidurga]

14. With Romney paying off the ref...

Obama will have to knock him out so there is no question of who won the fight.